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32 year old man
Erie, Pennsylvania, United States

Seeking:
women 18-40
Within:
20 Miles of Erie, Pennsylvania, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Dont read my profile. Its dangerous... like stepping on a banana peel in a pillow factory.
Trying to write a profile while watching Netflix is distracting. Getting this far took me 45 minutes. At this rate ill be... Did you know a honey badger is one of the smartest mammals in the world? File that away. Free knowledge.
I think online dating looks like a lot of fun. All the girls look amazing.
Well some of the girls look amazing. But it really does look like fun.
So how can i sum up all my awesomeness in 4000 chars or less...
I can say my ABC's backwards like a champ. I can also control the size of my pupils on command. These skills were very handy when getting pulled over at 2am. Great survival skills when partying in the military. Almost as important as dodging bullets and camel spit.
Im a calm, responsible civilian these days though. Drinking and driving is a thing of the past for me. I sit passenger now. Someone else can do it. Seems to me its too much of a risk. Some people even say its dangerous.
Ive been meaning to go to church for the last 2 or 3 years. I think this year is going to be the year. Can someone take me to church? That would be a weird first date.
So dating is different now that im 32 and divorced. The game has changed. When you havent been networking for a few years and finally decide to put yourself back out there, theres a few things to consider.
First off, where did all the single women between the ages of 23 and 40 go? I swear they are hiding somewhere. In church maybe?
There is always a silver lining though. The clubs are still packed with young females who are happy to ambush me sometime around midnight. Thats always good, but variety much?

Ok. All joking aside. I have 2 kids. You still there? I have a feeling 75% of people who have taken the time to read through this nonsense will stop reading at this point.
My kids are awesome. If you dont have any, you should get some. One of my kids looks like Lenny Kravitz. How cool is that? I spent the last 2 years teaching them how to help me pick up women. Thier training is nearly complete. Oh and we all started taking violen lessons. We are commiting acts of violens daily.

I hold down a job. Thats enough to earn me a date. Maybe? It gets better. I also have a truck! And i dont live with my mom. I have 2 eyes, the shade of blue.

Well thanks for reading. Ttys.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Billiards / Pool, Cycling, Dancing, Inline skating, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Video games! Well sometimes anyway. Most things are fun.

Favorite hot spots:

Just about everything on upper Peach. All the steak houses and misc restaurants. Fox and Hound is fun. State street festivals.

Favorite things:

Comedy movies and shows. High energy music. Old school 40s and 50s music too for some reason... Pink hair. Sushi. The Co-op. Blue Heron festival. Dark beer/tequila. Japan. These are the first things that popped into my head.

Last read:

Random articles on the internet.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Moderately
No preference
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

I work on towers. Painted the Millcreek water tower last year. Mostly Im just a craftsman.

Income:
$35,001 to $50,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Agnostic
No preference

Its a rabbit hole.

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
High school
No preference

I was infantry in the 101 airborne.

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