Short and sweet version: This past year I had a douchebag ex finance decide he wasn't ready to be married (4 weeks before the wedding). Was the hardest thing I ever went through, but the BEST thing that ever happened to me. I came out stronger for it. I am blessed with magnificent family and friends. I try my best to not take anything for granted. I do not take myself too seriously and currently am about enjoying life and living in the moment. I don't need anyone to make me happy, I do a good job of that on my own, but definitely open to finding someone to enjoy life with.
Turn ons: confidence, sense of humor, rugged looking but not sloppy, a manly man yet a gentleman, forwardness, intelligence, kindness, open-minded, creative
Turn offs: douchebags: An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
strong cologne, bad manners, shyness, introverted, unloyal, rude, selfish, fake tan, no body hair, bald, metro-sexual, annoying