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Handle:
z_trombone
Essay:
Hi my name is Don. I was born in Colorado and raised by a family of mountain goats. After the great flood, I awoke dazed on the shores of Aztl?n. I was taught how to please a women by a tattooed mermaid from El Cajon. I was taught the power of partnership and culture by an Aztl?n warrior princess, and brought into a dramatic vortex of beauty by a Filipina-American, all of whom are in my heart to to this day. Why am I in cyberspace? One day I tripped on the corner of my rug and summersaulted uncontrollably into my computer monitor. I found myself in cyberspace, a place of unbelievable beauty and inauthenticity. A place were age, profession, and status are as arbitrary and as negotiable as any other relative currency. It doesn't bother me. As a matter of fact, you can list whatever age you want; you can be jobless and shoot your photos at a BMW dealership; you can love money more than your children (it won't ever satisfy you), IF you are sexy (which is largely subjective and broadly defined), smart and deadly in bed (or standing up in a stalled elevator). However, far more interesting would be a lady that stands on her own, comfortable and sexy in her own skin, proud and skilled as a barista/librarian who commutes on a bicycle everyday and is a queen of the underground. If you own a monkey and still read Leo Trotsky, we will get along just fine. We can always work on the other stuff. Love does exist and I'm here to show you. If it happens, I am yours, I practice monogamy, I like kids, and am not afraid of committment. ‘Experience shows us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking together in the same direction.’ - Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry
Gender:
Male
City:
Shelltown
State:
California