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29 year old man
Mesa, Arizona, United States

Seeking:
women 23-29
Within:
40 Miles of Mesa, Arizona, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm as awesome as the pictures I take. I crack about as many jokes as the sidekick of a late night talk show host. I'm witty, exceptionally creative, knowledgeable, and good at most sports. I know many beautiful places close by for hiking from the hundreds of hikes that I've been on. I never get lost, I only go on unexpected adventures! I'd rather have granola bars and Gatorade on the top of a mountain with friends than go to the most exclusive club in Scottsdale. I'm not a fan of loud club music, but I will go swing dancing. I'm pretty competitive, no matter if it's a game of euchre or beating my personal best time up Camelback. I never go to the gym, but I never gain wait because I do enough hiking and yardwork. I'm a pretty decent cook, and help from mom is only a phone call away. The rest of my family is pretty great, too.

I work from home, which means I'm already dressed for work when I wake up in the morning. There usually isn't any traffic, unless I stub my toe on a box I forgot about. I buy and sell a lot of interesting things for my business. I keep the artwork that I really like, so I'm continually surrounded by creativity. I was trying to hang up paintings the other day, but after 15 minutes I had to give up. Turns out, I was using an MC Hammer. Remember, there's always money in the banana stand.

I'm really good at being me. I'm comfortable in my own skin, which is good, because if I was wearing somebody else's I would be wanted by the police. My new year's resolution was to make sure the most action I got all year was not on January 1st in the TSA security line. I was going to follow my lifelong dream and go to Hollywood to become a waiter, but there's just too much competition. One time I caught a fly with my own bear hands. That part was easy; the tricky part was catching the bear. The only thing keeping me from an NFL career is my lack of an arrest record. My fortune cookie said I would get an unexpected gift from an acquaintance. I hope it's not AIDS. One time I went through the 15 items or less lane at the grocery store with 16 items. I also like to live dangerously.

The kind of woman I'm interested in dating is a Christian/Catholic with no kids and enjoys hiking. I don't mind if you drink (I probably will eventually), but I can't stand smoking of any kind.

Interests:
Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Golf, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

hiking, more hiking, photography, live and televised sports, board games, card games, hunting for cool antiques or art, jumping off waterfalls, cacti

Favorite hot spots:

Phoenix Public Market, Salt River, Superstition Mountain, Pass Mountain, South Mountain, Merchant Square, Antique Trove, Chase Field, Fossil Creek, The Duce, Hepkats

Favorite things:

The Red Green Show, Antiques Roadshow, CSI, bright colors, vintage furniture/lamps, dead trees, owls, cacti, sunsets, jumping on rocks, making people laugh

Last read:

Charlie Chaplin biography

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'2" (157cms) to 6'4" (193cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Never
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

My Ebay job is fulfilling and continually fascinating, and eventually I'll have my photos sold at a fine art gallery. Still trying to figure that one out.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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