If you can answer YES to all eight questions, then we are a potential match:
1.) You understand what my username means.
2.) You are curious about me & who I'm looking for.
3.) You can surf (on the web).
4.) You are not a man.
5.) You are at least 51% normal and your crazy is 49% or below.
6.) You are willing to send the first message.
7.) You understand I cannot read or reply to messages sent on match and can only wink (on this website).
8.) You understand what my username means.
Let's see what happens now.