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24 year old man
Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States

Seeking:
women 21-24
Within:
50 Miles of Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Dating Resume
Jonathan D Wood

Education: Trying to Get Women's attention since the age of 12

Position Applying For: The guy on the other side of your table on a date

Dating Experience

Middle School High School 2001-2008
Position held: Shy Nerd

-Tried to learn a Beatles song on guitar to impress a girl in my 8th grade English Class... Turns out guitar is really hard...-
-Went to homecoming with a girl I didn't know. Asked her if she would play tic tac toe with me at dinner and she said she didn't know how
-I asked my prom date to the prom in Rome at the water fountain in front of the Pantheon

Skills Acquired:

-Learned to play guitar
-Developed a sophisticated questionnaire in Microsoft office to Pre-Screen potential dates (1 question: Do you know how to play Tic Tac Toe)
-Built a requirements gathering template for kissing to reduce errors in the delivery of kisses. Improved kissing accuracy and Performance by 75%

College 2008-2013

Position Held: Boyfriend Internship 2008-2009

-Dated girl I asked to prom for 11 months. Was fired due to differences in movie preferences (the plot to happy feet is not that hard to predict)

Skills Acquired:
-Created an excel Decision making tool to catalog and organize things to say to a girl friend and things not to say. Reduced Stupid comments by an impressive 1%
-Excellent Build a Bear Craftsmanship
-Developed proficiency in clothes shopping skills including an eye for good shoes

Position Held: Corporate Boyfriend Analyst and Manager of Snuggle accounts 2010- April 2013

-Dated a girl I met at the school library. Was laid off due to budget cuts.

Skills Acquired

-Collected and consolidated over 30 exquisite recipes including an excellent spinach Lasagna and the best vegetarian Greek pizza you will ever have
-Conceptualized and Patented the 3 part date: dinner, ice cream shop, followed by salsa dancing
-Developed strong interpersonal communication skills and excellent conflict resolution strategies.

Position Held: Single Guy April 2013-present

-Graduated College with a Major in Music and Minor in Economics
-Hold a sales position at a large consumer electronics retailer and teach at guitar at a music shop.
-Currently Exploring career opportunities in both the retail and music industries
-Cataloged a list of excellent pick up lines: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
-Also a similar list of puns: No matter how much you push the envelope, its still stationary!
-Developed a comprehensive system of serenading tables of women at my gigs in the hopes of getting a number

Career goals: Hoping with your company to move up from dating to the position of boyfriend

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I wish I had a pet. I had a dog named Woody that was pretty smart and a Siamese cat named Tiramisu that was a sweetheart. I currently have no pets. I am a huge softy for cats... If you have a cat I will love it!

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
I'll tell you later
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

In my free time I read, mountain bike, shoot my bow, cook, listen to music, toss around a frisbee, do stand up comedy, play guitar, run, weight lift, go to the art museum, walks in the park.

Favorite hot spots:

acme comedy club, cafe latte, uptown, artists quarter, Minneapolis Institute of Art.

Favorite things:

music: classical, jazz, blues, rock. cooking, running, mountain biking, shooting my bow, reading, going for walks in parks,

Last read:

i read a book by suzie orman about managing personal finance and saving for retirement. I read the economist regularly. I prefer non fiction and rarely read stories. I like Shakespear and have slowly been working my way through his complete works.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
4'6" (137cms) to 5'10" (177cms)
Body type:
About average
About average
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Retail / Food services
No preference

I work in sales for a consumer electronics retailer. This job is temporary and I will likely switch occupations when my degree is complete

Income:
Less Than $25,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Atheist
Atheist

I am not militant about my lack of religion. Most days I don't think about religion and it does not directly impact my life in any way. I have friends who are religious but I am not interested in dating someone involved with religion.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree

My degree is almost complete other and would have been finished last year if I had not had a hand injury that prevented me from taking some performance classes.

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