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26 year old man
Sheffield Village, Ohio, United States

Seeking:
women 21-33
Within:
50 Miles of Sheffield Village, Ohio, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I just moved here to Ohio. Beyond that, here is a little about me:

In my free time I like to thumb wrestle with alligators, donate testosterone to needy children like Justin Beiber, and dominate at corporate team building exercises...which is what this entire section feels like... I once parallel parked a locomotive; I know exactly two facts about ducks, and they're both wrong. I had to be reminded that if life hands you melons, you probably just have dyslexia; I am fully capable of dribbling a football and slamming revolving doors. I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Nova Scotia.

Basically, I am looking to meet someone to discuss good literature with over an allotment of fine adult beverages and free chips and salsa samplers. While it is not necessary for you to know how to properly use polysyndeton in a written piece, it is necessary that you possess enough basic reading comprehension to know that 50 Shades Of Gray (nee Grey, or whatever it is) is not tantamount to real "Literature." Sorry, I had to rant momentarily.

In addition to walks on the beach (which, being from the north I've never actually been able to do) and para-sailing (which just sounds like a wonderful way to almost die) I like riding four wheelers and reading...excessively. Say hello, I'll respond, and then we can discuss alcohol and Led Zeppelin.

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Football, Golf, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I don't exercise regularly
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I absolutely love animals. especially Lions. No one Effs with a Lion.

Political views:
Very Liberal
Sign:
Taurus
College:
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
For fun:

Using words like Defenestration; Jager Olympics; understanding the adhesiveness of consubstantial relationships (so radical); Arm Wrestling Polar Bears; pondering Magic Johnson's continued existence; and counting to infinity for the second time.

Favorite hot spots:

I am new here, so I don't know my way around yet... as of now, my "going out" revolves around driving back up to Michigan and visiting "the people I used to know." Or something like that.

Favorite things:

William Faulkner; Cormac McCarthy (#swoon); Movies with Morgan Freeman's voice; Kelly Clarkson singalongs; Four Wheeler wrecks; Sweating to the oldies (Take me onnnnnn); Sportscenter at four am DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH--

Last read:

Blood Meridian; Tinkers ; Confederacy Of Dunces; The Sound and the Fury; (It was a busy week)

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'1" (185cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Daily, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Fifty percent human being; fifty parts awesome.

Faith:
Agnostic
No preference

I could honestly care less about what anyone believes in... as long as they really feel it and really believe it, then that's good. :)

Languages:
English, French, Korean, Spanish
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I went to The University of Michigan. Hail to the victors valiant! (But seriously, I don't HATE buckeyes, I just make outrageous bets with them during the greatest rivalry game known to man.)

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