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33 year old man
Las Vegas, Nevada, United States

Seeking:
women 25-35
Within:
25 Miles of Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

If like me you have the attention span of a Goldfish, I won't hold it against you if you want to skip to the end of this passage to see my favourite joke. Go ahead. Skip to the end then come back if you like, anything is possible. If you are a lover of Bob's Burgers then you will definitely appreciate it...

Still reading? Good for you! I promise the humorous award will be worth it. Well, probably. Ok this has already been built up way too much...on with the narrative. The experience will be greatly enhanced for you, the reader, if you pretend Daniel Craig is narrating; the accent will then also be pretty close. If you are a Harry Potter lover, indulge yourself and imagine Daniel Radcliffe is reading these words. Do not be tempted to substitute Rupert Grint; he squeaks a bit and has the wrong first name.

Witty, charming, intelligent.....all these are words that my friends are unlikely to choose when describing me. This is because they don't use big and clever words.

From the heartland of England born and raised, in Northamptonshire is where I spent most of my days. That's a County dead in the middle of the UK for those of you who are unfamiliar. I also use the word 'dead' to describe both its geographical location and socio-economic status; since moving away I've discovered that I'm a city-lover, but with the caveat that I like to live on the edge of the city where there are mountains, forests and ski resorts only thirty minutes' drive away.

I've lived in Vegas for a little over four years now and unlike most people I actually like it here! If you scratch the surface of this town just a little, there is an unusual odour but also there is an incredible diversity of activities; I confess it took me six months to start doing any scratching but by golly I'm glad I did.

My absolute favourite way to spend my time and money is to go flying on weekend trips away. In just a couple of hours you can reach a huge range of cities in a light aircraft; I would fly further afield but after a while the juice runs out and it is difficult to find somewhere to pull over. My absolute favourite is San Diego! The airport is so close to the Gaslamp Quarter that you can pretty much park up, hop in a taxi and be at the hotel in about fifteen minutes....no waiting for baggage!!

I'm also an entry level cyclist but with a non-entry level bike. I ride with some good buddies of mine and I basically let them talk me into buying a precision machine when the last time I rode a bicycle it had little pink wheels on the sides and bright red tyres. And it was about six inches tall. Plus on my second ride I almost crashed into a snake who was minding his own business at the side of the road...the lead rider shouts a warning so I start wobbling, not even able to see said snake, only to almost run over the poor serpent's face. If you are thinking at this point that flying is risky, pedaling towards snakes is more dangerous. FACT.

In winter I love to ski! Who would have thought you could go skiing in Nevada?? Cue airplanes again as a great way to get to ski resorts in California and Utah. When I started on two planks my equipment vastly outmatched my skill level (recurring theme there), but I think I've done well to only hit trees twice (that I can recall) and only properly knock myself out once. I still DO NOT know what happened...it was on a Blue run! I can only think that I ran over a gopher's ice house or something and he took offence, snatching away one of my skis. Finding myself on a mono-ski at thirty miles an hour was disappointing; I had sad face. Then I had blackout face for a few seconds before I realised what had happened. Furry little critters! Probably. We will never know.

Made it all the way here? Or have you skipped? Busted!! Here is that reward by the way. Totally worth it.

What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees of course. Haha :)

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Exploring new areas, Playing cards
Sports & exercise:
Running, Skiing, Swimming, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
I'll tell you later
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Random city breaks, checking out new restaurants (probably as part of the city break!), talking 'shop' with chums

Favorite hot spots:

Mandarin Oriental Sky Bar
Don't Tell Mama

Favorite things:

Flying, Running, Swimming, Skiing, Painting (oils), Writing

Last read:

'Small, Furry and Evasive: a history of Guinea Pig hunting in the 1800s'

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'6" (198cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Agnostic
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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