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40 year old man
Austell, Georgia, United States

Seeking:
women 35-48
Within:
30 Miles of Austell, Georgia, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Why do so many women take selfies of themselves while they're driving? And I die a little bit inside every time I say the word selfie. Why does it seem like everyone on this site is generic on purpose? Who the hell doesn't love to travel? Room service, unlimited towels, free HBO, and you can turn the air down to absolute zero and bundle up in the covers. And dining out? Yeah, people bring you food to eat that you didn't have to cook and don't have to clean up afterwards. Whoever came up with that idea is probably a millionaire by now. My favorite is the one about loving to be outdoors. Do I really need to say anything about that one? I'm not on here trying to see how many women I can date to boost my ego. I've had a good life, and my ego is great right where it is. My attitude and personality translates much better in person so this isn't my only hope.

So here are some specifics about me. I'm a regular guy, and if the looks aren't a problem then I'm pretty much the perfect guy. I say that because in all the relationships I've had I've tried to learn from them and figure out what I did wrong and fix it. So after a lot of fixing I've got it down. Oh, I'm also kind of a prick, but in an endearing way. I once started a fight on purpose with my then girlfriend during a long road trip cause I was getting really sleepy. It worked and may have very well saved our lives. I'm very sarcastic, and my sense of humor is a bit obscure and sometimes darker than most. I'll admit that I laugh at people when they trip and fall. But give me credit, I wait till I know they're not hurt. Then I laugh till my side hurts. I have resting angry face syndrome so people think I'm always mad but truth be told I'm happy way more than I'm not. I just always look like I'm ready to punch someone in the throat. I love working out, but I hate going into the locker room. Way too many guys are way to comfortable walking around with a towel on their shoulder instead of where it should be. I can stomach some reality shows if I really like you but know that nothing on TRU TV is true, and you can't learn a damn thing by watching The Learning Channel. I live and work downtown and recently got rid of my car, by choice. The only thing in Atlanta I ever complained about was the driving. It was like people were trying to wreck into me. Almost as if they were too distracted taking selfies of themselves because they didn't want to miss the good lighting to pay attention to other drivers.

I'm looking for a partner in crime. Seriously, I want to rob a bank and I may need a little help. I just looking for someone that gets me and to be honest, someone that is a little crazy. Not clinically. I've found that sane women are very boring. Who doesn't want to wake up one morning and find their girlfriend standing over them holding a butcher knife with a crazy look in their eye? I appreciate a good prank. I want someone that has their own views on everything. Originality is important. Independent, strong willed, free spirited, and someone that will call me on my stupid crap. Also someone that knows the proper usage of the word literally. Literally, that's not a joke. And someone that doesn't feel the need to tell me when they are laughing out loud or use punctuation to show emotion. I have no problem with women that have strong personalities, I actually prefer it. If I'm being dumb or doing something stupid, you're suppose to tell me. However, you can never go to the bathroom when I'm in the shower . I don't care if you're "just peeing." And turning the facet on does not make it ok. If you squeal or scream when you run into someone you know, take a lot of selfies, or were in a sorority and don't regret it even just a little bit, then you've probably already stopped reading so there's no point in finishing that thought.

I almost forgot to mention what I love to do in my spare time. Yep, you guessed it. I love to travel, dine out, and be active.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Political interests, Religion/Spiritual, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Running, Swimming, Weights / Machines, Yoga, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Libra
College:
The University of Alabama at Birmingham, Birmingham, AL
For fun:

I collect molds, spores, and fungus.

Favorite hot spots:

My favorite local hot spot is the post office. It's a great place to go if you need to mail something, or buy a stamp. I also like Sears. You can buy a suit and a set of tires at the same time. Heaven on Earth? Maybe.

Favorite things:

Lets see, what are some of my favorite things? Raindrops on roses are good, as well as whiskers on kittens. I like bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. My favorite thing is obscure humor to deflect a generic question. I like gum too.

Last read:

Right now I'm reading The Story of B. It's about a priest that is sent to Europe to investigate a man believed to be the antichrist. It's a buddy comedy. Before that, Where's Waldo? The Beach Series. One day Waldo, I will find you.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'1" (185cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Bald
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Retail / Food services
No preference

I'm about to change careers. But I do have a job.

Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
$25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
Not sure
Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other

I think originally my ancestors came from Europe, I don't know for sure but I am white and that's where we came from. Before that they probably came from Africa since that's the cradle of humanity. Before that the ocean.

Faith:
Agnostic
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Spiritual but not religious, Other

I don't have a name for my god. If I did have to name him I'd call him please. Like "oh please god don't let me get fired." or " oh please god don't let her be pregnant." I think he likes me, cause I didn't get fired, and she didn't get pregnant.

Languages:
English, Tagalog, Urdu, Other
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college

I went to one of those on-line colleges. Thanks to staying up too late I have a degree in air-conditioner repair and I'm a licensed private investigator. I have some pictures I think you'd like to see...of your air conditioner.

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