Well..well, here we both are.
Ok here are a few facts about me:
1. I love pugs. You must love dogs. The kind of love that when my 16 year old blind gal perhaps sneezes on you...you're partial ok with it.
2. I don't have a type. I like passionate, motivated, successful, handsome, nerdy, confident, strong, intelligent. If you are a entrepreneur please move to the front of the invisible line.
3. I'm not looking to waste anyone's time. If we speak and aren't having a connection, its ok. I won't stalk you or dial you after 3 cocktails, and I would like the same in return....in writing please. :))
4. I like to imagine if I didn't own businesses, I would be a singer. My dogs love my open mic night. You may not, but we can make-out after. :)
5. I drive fast, my mind is faster.
6. I don't need you, I want you.
7. Re-read #6 and make sure you get it.
8. I have an eclectic group of friends. Example: I hang out with my plumber a 60ish year old who dresses like he's in a Jimmy Buffet revival band.
9. I am always looking for my keys, in my oversized purse.
10. I love vintage.
11. I love brunch.
12. I will surprise you, I'd like to think you could do the same for me.
13. I would like to meet my equal, and I often wonder what that will look like.
14. I don't wanna be the "spice" that adds to you and your wifes sex life. Seek porn, or craigslist.
15. I'm embarrassed that I like Maroon 5.
16. I always sleep with a fan on.
17. I may be funnier than you, but I'm open to you proving me wrong.
18. I love to travel.
19. You may have to make the first move.
20. If you didn't pull out my chair, or open my door, #19 won't go so well.
21. I am the boss at work, so when dating I like when you make the plans, just tell me what time and dress code..I will make you smile every time.
22. I'm flattered by the compliments but I'm here looking to not be here. So with that in mind please don't be offended if I don't respond.
23. I want to be courted. If you aren't familiar...google is your friend.
24. I'm looking for special.
25. I would of course love to think my match is in Chicago, but I am open to the idea that they are not. Location isn't a deal breaker, if there is an initial attraction.
I have tattoos, eventually will have a sleeve.. Just a heads up.. :)
A wink is weak, save those for flirting with little old ladies in the grocery store. I like men. I'm also 35, be age appropriate, 28-43
