I am looking for someone who like's to laugh and isn't afraid to get out of their shell. I have a very laid back and goofy (and often times vulgar sense of humor) I like to impersonate people a lot, including myself!. I know when to tone it down, especially if I am around parents. Most people think I'm a saint, but I definitely play it off very well. I'm also quite neurotic...which is great because most people find it hilarious. I try to capitalize on that!
I'm looking for someone who can challenge me. I wan't someone to laugh with, take care of, and tell all my friends and the world about. I want to envision myself getting very old with my match and still loving each other after our bodies look like mangled prunes. Honestly, it would be great to meet a sweet, social, and lovable girl that I could tuck into bed and feed breakfast too (EGGO waffles of course). Also cuddle on the couch with while enjoying a nice glass of wine and an episode of the Rugrats.
I'm a very ambitious person and my dream is to become a stand up comic one day or a public speaker. I'm little scattered brained and I want my match to be patient with me...if that's possible! I love being with people and I want to share my social nature and friends with my match. There is one thing I can guarantee, I'll always make you laugh!
Some people have told me I look like either Mr. Bean or Demetri Martin. I'll take that as a compliment because they are both very rich.
Right now I am working as a Financial Analyst at Amazon. I've eaten all three meals at work, so maybe that will give you an idea about the amount of free time I have. HOWEVER, I always make time to go to the gym and catch up with my friends. I definitely live for the weekend. Come join me!
