It is always difficult to write about myself because I'd rather be living my life that I would writing about it, so I'll use characters in literary history describe me.
I'm as adventurous and traveled as Odysseus. I've lived in more countries across the Atlantic than I have on this side of it.
I'm as charming as James Bond, but even though I could charm the pants off you, I'd never use it for such evil. And I prefer gin martinis over Vodka ones.
I'm as genuine and noble as Atticus Finch, and as intelligent as Hannibal Lecter. My name however, is far less cool than theirs, and my taste for meat stays within the realm of farm animals.
Finally, I'm as rare as Moby Dick, and just as white.
I will probably change this when I think of something better to write.