The guy right above me said that you already sent him an e-mail! I mean, you do know that guy doesn't even have a car, right? Well, I'm going to have to do the only gentlemanly thing and rescue you. :)
My name is Tanner. My mama loved me so much that she decided that I should get to go through life with an interesting name. Thanks, mama! She didn't spare my sister either and named her "Tye"... Despite this one faux pas, my mom did an EXCELLENT job of raising little ole' me. Things Mom Taught Me: open the door for ladies (always), pull out her chair at restaurants (booths are problematic, still working on them), and don't forget to reach for the check (it's always appreciated if you at least PRETEND to reach for it once in a while too :P).
Life has been EXTREMELY good to me and I wake up thankful for it everyday. I went into the Army straight out of high school and proudly served my country for six years before getting out. The Army paid for college and now I get to help people build a better future for themselves! Between childhood and now, I've had the privilege of being able to travel over a good chunk of the world! Africa, South America, Europe, you name it....except don't name Asia (haven't been there yet).
I have several passions in life but right now I'm really focused on buying my first house! I've saved up all my pennies and now I'm just looking for that perfect little place here in Vegas. A place with a big master bedroom, a Roman bathtub, granite kitchen counter tops, and a big backyard for my beagle, Shiloh. Yeah...that's right...I know what you ladies like to hear...crown molding...mmm.
Who am I looking for? Well...YOU! Rather than say the common things (attractive, intelligent, passionate), I'll say that you should definitely e-mail me if meet any of the following criteria:
--You believe zombies are coming and can be eliminated via nerf dart.
--You know who Barney Stinson is.
--You have ever won any contest where the prize was a sash with the word "Miss" somewhere on it.
--You don't know what "BBW" means.
--You can speak three languages...even if only poorly.
--You know what that device in my kitchen that makes fire is used for.
--You cried at the end of "Marley & Me".
Now I have to warn you, the guy above me just got pre-approved on a loan to buy his first Vespa and, as much as I know you'd love to ride on the back of that thing, go ahead and hover your mouse over the "Email Member" button. Take a deep breath, be excited that you're about to meet a great guy, and... left-click!
