I guess 4000 characters is a "short description".
I don't think I can really describe myself well enough with words and a few photos. But I can try. I'm a very honest person, and if you have any questions just ask. To know me is to know everything. I don't have secrets with those close to me.
Update - The nice weather is finally here and it feels great to get outside. I plan to have a bunch of time off this summer and go golfing, go the the lake, Twins games, enjoy the outdoor dinner/drink patios, concerts, and anything else fun that I couldn't do this winter. All of this is more fun with a partner...is that you?
I am looking for someone who is generally happy, positive and respectful. Sincerity, both good and bad, is important to me and leads to great communication. Too much time with negative people is unpleasant. I am looking for someone who likes a lot of the same things as I do. Someone with a great smile because my stupid jokes make them laugh! Or me laughing at you laughing at me laughing at something I said and....forgot what I was saying......oh yea, jokes. Quickly, my favorite joke..........Bert and Ernie are walking down the street. Bert says to Ernie,"want to get some ice cream". Ernie says...."sure-Bert"........ba-doom-ching
Time for a new joke. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?....A little horse! And 1 more. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum......he got stuck in Orbitz!
Update: I've had these jokes up for a while. It's clean, lame and mildly amusing, but for me real humor is spontaneous, witty, crass, and many areas in between which is much to my delight, and it's hard to convey on here. A few swear words also can jazz up laughter....Imagine Samuel L Jackson without cursing....seems wrong.......I digress. Why don't they allow gambling in Africa?.....because of all the cheetas!
Lastly, I don't believe in fate or luck. I believe you make your own luck. Put yourself in a position to succeed and good things will happen.....