'm looking for the worst girl imaginable, doesn't care how she looks, says no to everything, stand me up on the first date, goes to the movie and talks through the whole thing, laughs when nothing is funny, very bossy via text message, tells her mom she will never get married, never have kids, and never will graduate college, has a gpa of 2.5 or less, has stupid hobbies like, tennis, baseball or soccer, has a criminal record or a boyfriend in jail shes waiting on. I am not picky, I am not confrontational, rude or mean, i don't care why evolution selects selects Darwin as a political leader.
