As you can see I like making random lists. Mostly because it's faster to write.
1) Aloha, nice to meet you! Thank you if you virtually winked at me! Sure, I'll buy you a virtual drink...
2) I'm a cool guy with no addictions other than coffee. You?
3) I'm not really obsessed with llamas...
4) I grew-up in the French speaking part of Switzerland. I have been in SD for 4 years, like a butterfly looking for the sun.
5) I'm looking for someone easy to get along with, reasonably good-looking and funny. Is that too ambitious?
6) My idea of a perfect date involves great food and wine, and lots of funny stories.
7) I'm interested in many things but won't include a list since this is already a list :)
8) Ok just one, I love music. On my playlist you'll find Muse, Radiohead, Coldplay, Keith Jarrett, Keane.
9) My last adventure was to go to a "Zumba class" (spell check not a Zombie class).
10) Ok I lied, I'm really obsessed with llamas.
11) I have met a lot of DICs on match, “Disappearing Insensitive Communicators".
12) Comedians who make me laugh: Larry David, Louis CK, Russell Peters, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jefferies, Sarah Silverman, Norm Macdonald, Will Ferrell, Colbert, John Stewart, Tosh, South Park, It's always Sunny...
Ok I should have stopped at 10. I’m looking forward to learning something about you!
Please give me a shout if this sounds promising to you, but yell REAL loud so I can hear you. If that doesn't work, try an email ;-)