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40 year old man
Atlanta, Georgia, United States

Seeking:
women 34-42
Within:
200 Miles of Atlanta, Georgia, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (1)
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
Other
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

The best way to get to know someone is through dialogue. I could write a book about myself, but would it genuinely quench the thirst of an interested young lady? Absolutely not. But I know . . I know . . .this is a Match Making website which indirectly necessitates the need to discuss yourself. Well, I'm a Man. I have two Legs, two Arms, one Neck, a superflous nipple . . . HA!! I'm kidding. . . . about the nipple! I enjoy watching NFL football and NO that does not make me a typical BARBARIC, INSENSITIVE man; it makes me a BARBARIC, INSENSITIVE football fan . . .who just so happens to be a Man. Ok, clearly I'm doing a terrible job of describing myself, but I'm merely engaging you in some comical banter. I hope you enjoyed. If you genuinely would like to know something about me: just ask. I am an Open book when it comes to myself. But its your job to open the Book . .

OK OK! You insist that I celebrate my greatness, and why you need to be with me. Fine, I'll give you answers. You want the Truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! But here goes: what you see is NOT what you get. My photos are fake; I think Rosie O'Donnell is the sexiest female in America, and Oprah Winfrey NEVER wears makeup! If you are someone who post fake photos, thinks Rosie is HOT, and knows Oprah would NEVER reduce herself to wearing cosmetics . .then I'm your guy. If you havent laughed at this point, we really gotta work on your sense of humor. Then again, maybe we need to work on mine. By the way, those are my REAL photos! So if you're ready to indulge yourself in a passionate, insatiable, long lasting experience with the superflous nipple . . . .then throw caution to the wind and open the DAMN book!

Interests:
Dining out, Movies/Videos, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Football
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Capricorn
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

NFL football has no flaw!! I love attending the games, and am a HUGE Indianapolis Colts fan!! I also enjoy Traveling, reading, and telling jokes. People need to laugh more during the course of a day!

Favorite hot spots:

The Caribbean Islands...Jamaica being my favorite. France & Italy are great European destinations, and Tokyo is a "must-do" for sushi alone! As far as US cities, NYC, Chicago and San Diego...Chi-Town is my top choice.

Favorite things:

Family Guy is the most thought invoking animated comedy I have ever seen. The humor is genius!! I enjoy a good stand up comic as well: Richard Pryor has no equal!

Last read:

I recently read an article alleging smoking reduces the risk of breast cancer. Hmmm . . . .so lemme get this straight: reduce my risk of breast cancer while INCREASING my risk of HEART DISEASE, LUNG CANCER, and THROAT CANCER. Ummm . . . . .yeah

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'3" (190cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Executive / Management
No preference

My job is to make you smile. Should you elect to keep a stern face and not smile at my amusing comments: kindly take you and your HOT SHOT clothes and GAIL manners elsewhere. Oh, my REAL job . . Ops Manager for a National Bank.

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (1)
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Other
No preference
Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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