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31 year old man
Denver, Colorado, United States

Seeking:
women 24-35
Within:
30 Miles of Denver, Colorado, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

A friend once told me, “You’re a little bit country, a little bit rock n roll, and a little bit ghetto”.

I live each day with the small goal to make at least one person smile or laugh. I’m quick on my feet, but on occasion they end up in my mouth. Dimples are probably the only reason I’m still alive. I wrecked my mom’s car at age five. I was attempting to drive it up to the storefront from the parking lot (I did not succeed in case you were wondering, I did figure out how to put it in reverse though). While some believe chivalry is dead, I'm giving it mouth to mouth. I’ll race you to open your door. On the flipside I led my hockey league in penalties, but don’t worry the only penalty I’d commit against you is holding (couldn't resist the opportunity for a cheesy joke). A few years ago I took a ballroom/swing/salsa class just because I felt like it’d be James Bond-esque to just bust out a tango. Unfortunately tango isn’t as popular of dance as you’d think. I will avoid the waltz in the future. No one told me if you mess up the timing you’ll look like a gyrating robot while trying to correct. Throughout my life I've had many random experiences. Once I landed a plane without any hands, (I let go of the controls to pray). I played in a band for a few years. We had one of our jams played on the radio! I've found that a disproportionately large number of older females and children like me. Unfortunately, this has not paid dividends in my love life.

The woman I’m looking for is like an Oreo cookie, good inside and out. She should have a fantastic sense of humor. Goofiness and the ability to quote comedies will give her instant points in my book. She will speak her mind, but not get offended if our opinions are different. Communication is important in any relationship. No one wants to refer to a special decoder ring to understand what someone else is saying. I’m also a firm believer in equality in relationships. If I’m doing the dishes, you can dry. I mean that is how any great dynamic duo starts right? Also, I'm a pretty optimistic person so if you are a downer, I'll annoy you or vice versa. She is responsible but easy going. She would ideally be active but still be able to rock a LBD (little black dress, I told you I work with women) to a formal event. I've also come to realize the need for a spark. Scratch spark, that is kind of a weak word for what I'm looking for. A spark is what you get when you rub your socks on shag carpet or something stars a grill. What I'm looking for is a thermonuclear explosion, a proverbial hot mess of innocence. You know, that special someone you can’t fathom living without. Maybe I’m an idealist, but I like the idea of rolling around in some flowery meadow laughing and giggling until our stomachs can’t stand anymore. That was probably a little overboard. Just picture something that could make a unicorn jealous.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Dancing, Inline skating, Running, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Dogs pretty much love me, but my apartment downtown isn't really conducive to owning a dog.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Taurus
College:
Metropolitan State College of Denver, Denver, CO
For fun:

Quite honestly I'm usually up for anything. Sundays are usually reserved for playing hockey. In my limited free time I like playing guitar, cooking, working out, running or spending time with good people.

Favorite hot spots:

Depending on the night I can be found at Linger, Vesta, and Sushi Den to a relaxed bar, or a crowded place with live music. I also enjoy going to pretty much any sporting event, nothing beats a Rox game with a cold beverage.

Favorite things:

Chimps, coffee, wiggling my toes right before drifting to sleep, the color green, season of spring, sayings that rhyme, the key of D, puns, cover songs, making people laugh, TED Talks, and How I Met Your Mother.

Last read:

Blink by Malcolm Gladwell

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military
No preference

I'm employed by a branch of the government as an analyst.

Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
$25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

I'm pretty pale, but it is all strategy. I'm trying to play up that whole vampire look since it is hot like Hansel.

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

I believe in God, but I haven't quite decided how I feel about religion.

Languages:
English, French
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I have a B.S. in Criminal Justice and a M.S. in Organizational Leadership.

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