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34 year old woman
Englewood, Colorado, United States

Seeking:
men 30-40
Within:
Miles of Denver, Colorado, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Full-figured
Height:
5'5" (165cms)
Faith:
Jewish
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

My friends say I should be a stand up comedian, but I laugh at my own jokes, so that would never work. I am a breezy, free-spirited, fun gal. I am up for whatever: dining out, seeing a movie, catching a show, any sporting event, bumming around outside, lounging at home, etc. I've decided to create a list of my awesomeness (so modest) for your enjoyment.
- I teach 5th grade.
- I love my job (most of the time, but sometimes those kids get a little salty)
- I am from Omaha, NE (Go Huskers!)
- My favorite sports are football and hockey
- Baseball is best watched in person with a cold beer
- I have a super cute tattoo
- It is on my upper thigh. Ew pervert! I was kidding, it's on my big toe.
- I like to cook and bake.
- I love movies. (My all time favorite is "The Princess Bride.")
- I've been skiing once and tore the meniscus in my knee about 1/8 of the way down the mountain. I had to be towed down the mountain in that bright yellow toboggan. Pretty awesome.
- I am looking for someone who likes to laugh, be goofy and mess around, but still be able to have a serious chat once in awhile.
- I think I am a fairly smart person, but the more I hang out with my students, the more I like Justin Beiber.
- I have a serious bird phobia. (I'm pretty sure they're gonna peck my eyes out.)
- I am kind of a grammar Nazi. (I'm working on letting that go.)
- I love upside down, flip-you-around roller coasters, but I think Ferris Wheels are scary. Where are the seat belts on that ride?
- I chose to go to the University of Denver (over other schools) because they have a good hockey team.
- I think, I overuse, commas (and parentheses).
- I sing in my car (loudly).
- I have a long commute, so I like to act out whatever I am singing while driving. People look at me funny, but I'm ok with it.
- I love campfires.
- I am dying to go to the new Colorado History Museum. Usually not a museum fan, but history is fun. Yeah, I'm a nerd. What?
- I am who I am and I am looking for a guy who is ok with that.
- I just took up boxing and looove it!
- I spent every summer from 5th to "14th" grade in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin (extra credit if you know where that is).
- I am a huge fan of "Friends" and can usually relate real-life events to one of their episodes.
- My friends say I am a bad driver (and I tend to agree). Perhaps it's the dance moves....
- I like to bum around outside and go camping (but no 12-hour hikes for me).
- I secretly love The Lord of the Rings trilogy (I guess it's not a secret anymore).
- Reading is one of my favorite things to do during the summer. (I don't get to pleasure read too much during the school year because of those dang kids and the work they insist on turning in.)
- I think Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Fallon are HI-Larious.
- I seriously don't like U2 and would like to start a letter-wrtiting campaign to all radio stations requesting they stop playing that band. You with me?
- I have 2 cats named Humphery and Weezy. I am not allowed to have anymore, otherwise I would become creepy cat lady, and no one likes a creepy cat lady.
- I have decided I could be a professional painter based on 2 paintings I have done at Canvas and Cocktails. Emphasis on the cocktails.

I can't think of any more random things to tell you. I don't want to give you too much information now. What will we talk about when we meet?

Interests:
Book club, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Baseball, Bowling, Football, Dancing, Walking / Hiking, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

I have 2 black cats. I don't think they bring bad luck, but maybe I don't know because I consistently walk under ladders.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Gemini
College:
University of Denver, Denver, CO
For fun:

I like to see movies, cook, entertain, go to restaurants, hang out with friends, listen to music/see concerts, read, travel, and booze it up on occasion. I'll try anything once, as long as I am going to have fun doing it.

Favorite hot spots:

I don't really have any "hot spots." I just go wherever there is something fun to do or fun people to hang with. I'm more of a people person than a place person. I love going to restaurants, sporting events, listening to music, & hanging with friends

Favorite things:

I like all music, except techno and country. I especially like music I can sign along with. I'll watch anything on tv as long as it's entertaining, from reality to sitcoms to sports. My favorite pizza is pepperoni and black olives (no fruit allowed).

Last read:

I love to read & almost always have a book going. I just finished The Hunger Games trilogy. Loved it! I'm in a book club, but we hardly ever discuss the books; it's more of a drinking club :-) My guilty pleasure is US Weekly. Yay celeb gossip!

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'5" (165cms)
5'7" (170cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Full-figured
Heavyset, A few extra pounds, Stocky
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Education / Teacher / Professor
No preference

I teach 5th grade and love it...most of the time. My students love me because I sing in class and during inside recess we push the desks aside and do the Macarena, Cupid Shuffle, or "LMFAO Shuffle." I like to joke around and have fun while teaching.

Income:
$35,001 to $50,000
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian

My fam is originally from Russia and Poland, but they have been here since the late 1800s, so I'm not sure it counts anymore. I guess at this point I could say that my ancestors are from Chicago and Omaha.

Faith:
Jewish
No preference

I am what you might call Jew-ISH. I am culturally Jewish, but don't go to synagogue a whole lot - really only on the high holidays.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I am halfway through my masters degree, but the thought of writing a paper right now sounds freakin awful. Blech. Right?

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