I grew up in Miami, FL, where people can't drive but everyone has guns. I moved to Columbus, OH for the nightlife, high school, and Ihadnochoice. I went to college in St. Louis, MO, where I had a blast. And everyone has guns. I came to Boston for law school, and it's looking like home.
The first time I appeared in court: 1) my client cried and 2) the judge threatened to "throw you right out of this courtroom."
In kindergarten, I said I wanted to be president when I grew up, and the teacher said no.
When I got my citizenship, I almost made my middle name Danger. I crossed it out at the last second, and every day I regret this decision.
One summer in college, I worked as a traveling salesman where I sold such marvels as toy dogs in plastic raincoats that sing "singing in the rain." This led to many adventures, including accidentally wandering into an unmarked pornshop. They didn't want toy dogs.
Another summer, I painted houses which involved 40 ft ladders and fighting a rabid raccoon. Luckily, I wonZGHAKzslkgjah