Dark Hair, Olive Skin, And Full Lips Will Get Me Home Right After Work Every Night Of The Week.....So Will A Scalding Hot Cup Of Coffee, Black, Save The Sugar For The Bedroom. Sorry couldn't avoid using that, it's not my best material.
I'm Looking for Quality Not Quantity . I'm straightforward, open, and honest even when first meeting someone. I listen really well and I'm disciplined like a Buhdist Monk, like a Buhdist Monk with a bleepity bleep the size of a 16 ounce tall can...
Sense of Humor is a must, You must be able to recognize the humor in life and be able to laugh at yourself.
I raise two daughters Full Time ages 5 and 3 and I'm Darn Good At It. Meaning I'm Always There For Them, Being A Good Father Doesn't Provide Me much time for dating, but it also doesn't provide me much time to become a degenerate in either my hands are full and busy. I Like it that way.
I don't drink and I don't use drugs. Been there alot. Conquered that, Happier Than Hell I Did. Generally Speaking I Don't Date "Sober Sisters" There's Too Much In Common There. Not Sure It Works For Me. I'm interested in Women whom don't use drugs and can drink socially or to unwind, relax have a good time and it's not a problem for them. Now if you're drinking a six pack while blow drying your hair in the morning and pulling down six figures at a demanding job and holding it together like a lady then by all means lets chat. I wouldn't be going anywhere with it though. Living life like that will knock you on your butt a bunch, and I certainly got good at picking myself up off the ground. I don't depress, I don't get easily frustrated, I don't sweat the small stuff, and when the sh## really hits the fan, I am good to have around in a crisis, I like to get active and get to work on the problem, and I am a Tireless Worker, it's my most endearing quality, that and the fact I'm always positive.
Also no women by the name of Sophia or Alexis, those are pretty names, however those are my daughters names, so if you need me to teach you the ABC's or Bounce you on my knee, then those names will work, but they won't for about anything else..that isn't my kinda kink....no exceptions
Things I've never had:
Unemployment Claim,Illegitimate Children, Child Support Obligation,Paternity Suit,Parole Officers, Felonies (Convicted), Outstanding Warrants, Protection Orders/Restraining Orders, Anger Management Classes, Domestic Violence Charges,DUI, Bee Sting, Gout, Massage
Things I've Had:
Income Tax Returns(20) Consecutive, ChickenPox, Athletes Foot (Both Feet)
Things that make me smile: A pantry full of Food, Hearing My Daughters Snore
Turn Offs: Women who Whine, Tit Tattoos, Women Taller than Me, Bikini Baristas
Turn Ons: Women who Pout , Thigh Tattoos, Women Smarter than Me , Hairstylists
Drug Addicts ( I don't need it straddling my face, I can spot it a mile away)
Unfinished Paint By Numbers, Dolphin Tattoos
Littering, Complaining, Yawning, the words "kick'in it" and/or "Holla At Me" used in any context
Eggs (5 Dozen A Week)
Coffee ( About A Gallon, Black Every Day Before 6pm)
Things To Do Before I Die:
Raise Chickens On My Bean Farm
Walk All Of My Daughters Down The Aisle
Have At Least Two More Daughters
If You Would Like To Know More Than That All You Have To Do Is Ask.