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Active over 3 weeks ago

40 year old man
Gregg, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 30-50
Within:
50 Miles of Manor, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (1)
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Roses are red violets are blue... wait, what dumbass saw a blue flower and decided to call it a violet?
So I'm not a poet.

If I got on top of you would you get me off?
Do cheesy pickup lines work?

Horses brag they are hung like ME!
Bragging?

Pretty please with whipped cream and me on top?
Is begging pathetic?

I'll change for you!
alright, now THAT's pathetic!

Ok, how about the honest approach?

Things I like:
I love live theater like plays, ballet, opera, anything like that.
I also like carnivals, festivals, events, etc...
I also very much enjoy thrift shopping, garage sales, etc...
Some of the things I like to do that I don't get to as often are golf, fishing, camping, sitting around a campfire drinking some Mike's hard lemonade while cracking jokes and making fun of each other.

Things I don't like
Shoe shopping. I'm sorry but I just can't find a way to enjoy this activity unless you're willing to wear a skirt with no underwear and let me put your shoes on and off.
The Kit Kat commercials. Holy shit, why are they still on the air? I get the point ok, you can do your jingle with crunching sounds that grate on my last nerve, enough already!

II enjoy things most men bitch about, I'm smart and resourceful, I can find the silver lining in just about any situation, and I really don't care what people think of me so I'm not afraid to be different or silly. I don't always put my pants on one leg at a time, to coin a popular phrase! I'm not afraid to try new things or even do things I don't really like to do, I'll find a way to enjoy it because it's more about who I'm doing it with.

I believe in sensuality above all else. An emotional and intellectual connection must be present just as much as the physical connection/attraction. There is nothing I can do with a million dollars, John Holmes's endowment, Brad Pitt's looks, and Gene Simmons's tongue that could ever compete with what I can do with a good pair of ears, a little attention, and a small effort.

Things I wouldn't tell a guy friend:

I only pretend I don't like romantic movies.
I'm a sucker for love songs.
I cry at emotional movies.
I'm probably thinking dirty things about you.
When I was in first grade I was thought to have, and was tested for mental retardation.
I got caught with two dirty magazines in third grade - at a catholic school.
I once got beat up by a girl

Message me if any of the following apply:
If you know a good word that means the opposite of lonely. I once saw a suggestion of "smothered" but that just doesn't seem to fit quite right.
If I made you smile with something I said.
If I offended you.
If I touched you in some way.
If you WANT me to touch you in some way.
If you think I'm hot.
If you want to know how I got beat up by a girl.
If you're willing to do shoe shopping my way.

Thanks for stopping by
Drew

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing cards, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games
Sports & exercise:
I'll tell you later
Exercise habits:
I don't exercise regularly
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I love live theater like plays, ballet, opera, anything like that.
I also like carnivals, festivals, events, etc...
I also very much enjoy thrift shopping, garage sales, etc...

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

For fun I tinker with a new tool or tech gagdet, typically I'll break it just so I have something to fix.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Never
No preference
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
Income:
Less Than $25,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (1)
No answer
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
No preference

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