I'm an adult. No, really. I don't have the luxury of having drama. I'm a nice lady with a great sense of humor and a pretty good set of brains between my ears. Also, boobs. Huge ones.
You are hopefully a kind adult male who has a sense of humor and enjoys huge boobs. Also, please be able to maintain an erection and have a job of some sort. Everything else is up for discussion at this point. Thanks!