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31 year old woman
Vienna, Virginia, United States

Seeking:
men 28-40
Within:
Miles of Fairfax, Virginia, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Curvy
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

* I feel naked without a cup of iced tea in my hand.

* If it's the weekend you can probably find me: thrifting, out of town, going to a concert or drinking possibly one too many gin & tonics.

* I work at an ESL School so I am really good at gesturing.

* I'm a sucker for freckles, facial hair and silver foxes.

* My motto: Dress everyday like you're going to be murdered in those clothes

*I sleep with the TV on... 3 choices: 30 rock, community, or south park.

*I love exotic meats.

*cats.cats.cats.

* I lack an emotional filter: this means I cry a roadkill and have been known to knock my cup off the table when I don't get a refill.

* Mp3 player is repeating: the weeknd, the Black keys, Major Lazer, multiple Boiler room sets, R.L. Grime, Hot Chip.

* I like to touch things I shouldn't like Tigers at the zoo.

* I'm really good at judging but I am also really good at being judged.

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
I'll tell you later
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
I'll tell you later
Favorite things:

Charlie Brown. Coach McGurk. Garfield. aquatic animals. Alaska, sadness naps. masks. ironic hashtags. Vice. vices. thrifting. tattoos. laughing. touching animals. Hendricks gin. regret. Ron Swanson. no pants pants. costume jewelry.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Curvy
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Platinum
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Occasionally
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Education / Teacher / Professor
No preference
Income:
$25,001 to $35,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Probably not
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Faith:
Atheist
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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