Life’s too short to always be serious. I like to add some pizzazz to my daily routine. That’s why whenever I go to a restaurant, I order a diet water. When I go through the drive-through of a Dunkin Donuts, I always specify that my order is to-go. I also try to sing along at the opera. And whenever I go to get condoms at the pharmacy, I ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are. In short, I never run out of entertainment!
I am a 25 year (birthday coming up soon :) old finance enthusiast (there still are some out there haha) working for one of the large investment banks. That basically means that I get to goof off at all of the market swings that overcast the news these days.
If the last line has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, I also drive fast, refuse to take s*** from anyone, and am generally an asshole, but you know.. the fun kind that's impossible to hate. If life were a movie I'd be a villain. The villain you root for...
I 'm the guy who is perfectly comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD...in the rain.
Hmmm what else...
I was born in a country far away, close to the mountains. I am an avid outdoorsman and I miss the mountains. I think I'll just eventually buy my own cabin and move next to a forest eating by the bonfire, singing every night.
I currently live on the west side and frequently, I just like to get my self out the door in the middle of afternoon and ride my bike or jog on the West Side runway and enjoy the Sun!
Message me if:
You have a sense of humor. Your life is going somewhere. You can hold an interesting conversation
I am not looking for the trophy girlfriend, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model... please prove to me that you're ALL not bat s*** crazy :)
If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence" don't worry, if you're nervous I will just tease you.
P.S. If I send you a message that seems strange then I'm probably just bores and frigging with you. But also maybe I'm interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.
I am not taking this too seriously, I don't play mind games, nor do I placate low-self esteem. Until you impress me, I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister.