Ahhhhh..... I hate writing these things. I feel like I should be cool and sarcastic, but then that doesn't say much.... And what if my sarcasm comes across wrong and my jokes aren't funny (not that that ever happens)? Then if I try to be serious I sound like a 5th grader on their first writing assignment. I like this and I do this.... Blah blah blah... Ya know? Plus aren't we supposed to be interested in others before ourselves? This me me me thing feels counterintuitive. Then again last time I checked I am sitting on my couch in my pajamas reading foreign affairs on my iPad so maybe there is something to this online dating. Aaaaannnnddddd I think I just turned this into a blog... Honestly though I'm 29 looking at the big 30 and somehow I have not found anyone to do the growing old thing with, though my idea of growing old is being super pumped on AARP travel discounts so we can hit up portugal on the way home from egypt.