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39 year old man
Beech Grove, Indiana, United States

Seeking:
women 25-33
Within:
50 Miles of Fishers, Indiana, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Other
Smoke:
Cigar aficionado
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Welcome to my profile. Please Note: I'm here because I don't want to be here. ;) Also, if we wink at each other, I will write a simple email to you to make sure you have a subscription. If I wink, I'm interested; it's just that a wink is simply easier than writing a clever email in the hopes you’ll have time to sift through your over-stuffed inbox and read it. You can make up your own mind if you want to talk to someone; the lengthy emails can come later.

DISCLAIMER: I guarantee! ... That if you meet me, you will not be “bowled over” by me. You will probably find out that I am extremely polite, nice, and hopefully funny; but you will not immediately think “YES!” I am a very reserved person when I first meet someone, so I know that your impression of me will be exactly this: “He’s really nice, but I just didn’t ‘feel it’.” To further illustrate my point... A quote from a friend's fiancee: "For the first two hours he was here, I thought he was miserable. But, after about 2 hours, he was the funniest person here!" So, yes, I take a while to open up. If you like what you read and you like my texts, it still takes me a bit to open up and be that way in person; it's just who I am. Please keep that in mind... Thank you.

Of course, I’ll question, “who wants to date the guy who’s a rude idiot, but ‘he makes my toes feel funny’?” (That’s called athletes foot and it’s probably all you’re going to get from him.) But, it doesn’t matter. In my case, it’s just how I am; I am polite and respectful to everyone I meet, but if you want me to really open up, you have to have a strong personality to push me or load me up with liquor. I also know full well that a story doesn't become a "fairy tale" because of the beginning; a story becomes a fairy tale with the way it ends. (Seriously, how many fairy tales do you know that start with "Once upon a very happy, perfect time..."??

Still, if you’re able to open me up, you’re going to be surprised. I also guarantee that. I do not fit any stereotypes and I have the knowledge and experience to make a relationship work. I don’t trust everyone to get my humor right off the bat, so even my humor is a bit reserved at first (if you watch Archer, Family Guy, Futurama, the original Muppet Show, etc., you will get me, though). I can certainly carry on a conversation on a multitude of subjects, but again, unless I’m pushed, I’m not going to surprise you or sweep you off your feet right away.

What do I expect? Well, as my tagline says, I’m looking to get out of here. However, I do not expect it to be one date and then BAM!, we’re married! Yikes… I’m simply expecting to find someone who would like to join me in my exploration of this town and through that, perhaps figure out that after a couple of times out, there is that “YES!” factor about me. I’m not here for pen pals, to test the waters, or even to just to see what’s out here. I expect to write a few times, meet someone and then decide from there whether we can continue to see each other. It’s that simple.

If you think you’d like to do that, please, contact me. However, while I am 39, I do not look, feel, or act however it is a 39 year old is supposed to. I have never been married and have no kids, and I would like the opportunity to experience all of that for myself. So, please, no children and no messy divorces.

To start all this off (provided you’re still interested after all that) here’s a little game. Here is a list of things I have done. TWO of them are untrue. If you email me, feel free to try to pick out the two false claims:
- Skydiving
- Certified Scuba Diver
- Broken my nose twice
- Have run 6 marathons
- Have penned several erotic short stories
- Played the piano for 8 years
- Survived a head-on collision with a Mack Truck
- Have appeared as an extra on a few TV shows
- Can successfully pull off the cherry stem bar trick
- Have acted in several plays and musicals

Interests:
Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Dancing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN
For fun:

I enjoy all kinds of sports from playing golf, basketball, volleyball, just about anything you need me for, to watching all kinds of sports especially football. I enjoy my share of TV, movies, games, museums, orchestras, theater, ...whatever you got.

Favorite hot spots:

I like variety. A night listening to a live local band, another night in a pub, and occasionally letting it loose. But, I enjoy getting out of town whether it's just a night in another city or a week in the Caribbean (my favorite).

Favorite things:

I have a lot of favorites, but this area is too short to make a list. Feel free to ask.

Last read:

I read select stories on the internet (I prefer to read what I want rather than have it printed and handed to me). The last book I read was The Fairtax Book.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Cigar aficionado
No Way, Occasionally, Cigar aficionado
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference

Marketing Manager

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Other
No preference

Like many of this country's founding fathers, I'm a Deist.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Bachelor's, MBA and 2 years of PhD work...

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