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24 year old man
Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States

Seeking:
women 23-30
Within:
30 Miles of Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I’ve got a good knock knock joke, too, but you’ll need to start it off for me.

Let’s talk about you first.

You dislike laughing, family and friends are not important to you, and most importantly, irony and sarcasm are not key parts of your sense of humor.

Really though, you have a good heart. You try to do the right thing, even if it's the less pleasant option. You understand that so many things in a relationship can be overcome through good intentions, hard work, and open, honest communication. You get a kick out of Gary Spivey. You have an aphrodisiac-like command of the English language. You're blunt, but manifest tact. You believe in balance in your life, and have some drive. You’re a perverted statistician for whom standard deviation isn’t enough. You look at things objectively and rationally, while remaining close to humanity. You're happy to go on late-night bicycle rides around the city or play a game of chess on a rainy day.

I like writing, classic style, cooking, bicycles, sandwiches, snuggling, handy-man-ing, sandwiches, POSIX-compliance, typography, hardwood furniture, dogs, carpentry, sandwiches, and sparkling water. I can take puns and dad jokes to a severely groan-inducing level. I drive like a statistic and prefer manual transmissions. While always striving for a moral good, I’m drawn to dark movies, music, and art. I talk to my dog a lot, regardless of present company.

I believe it's very important to find someone who makes you happy and a better person, and who can have those reciprocated to them. I think a lot of people these days have trouble truly committing to a relationship; I'm looking for someone I can happily spend the rest of my life with and build a family with (whatever we decide that a "family" is. That is a decision that should be made as a couple), and you should be open to that as well. I'm not a stranger to commitment, and am looking for someone similar.

Let's talk!

Interests:
Hobbies and crafts, Exploring new areas
Sports & exercise:
Cycling
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

Percy is the greatest dog to live. You will agree upon further acquaintance. He enjoys aquatic fetching, loud dreams, and trail running. I am an ASPCA supporter.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
I'll tell you later
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I like hanging out with you.

Favorite hot spots:

National parks and forests, downtown, First Avenue, Ground Zero, The Badlands, Minneahaha Dog Park, abandoned buildings, the Humane Society, and the middle of nowhere

Favorite things:

Disco, Wes Anderson, and wit.

Last read:

I'm a bit stuck with American Psycho's wall of text, so I'm reading "The Cheese Monkeys: A Novel in Two Semesters" which so far has a lackluster plot, and some of the best, most refreshing writing I've experienced in a long time.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
About average
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Never
No preference
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference

I'm a sales engineer and Linux admin at a value-added global distribution company focused on storage and networking infrastructures. I dig it.

Income:
$35,001 to $50,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Agnostic
Agnostic, Atheist, Other

I've questioned my own views, but I keep coming back to the same conclusion.

Languages:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Education:
I'll tell you later
No preference

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