Jill of all trades, master of one...maybe two if you count being double jointed. Baker of cupcakes and lover of beer as long as it doesn't have the word *lite at the end of it. Unabashed obsession with bad 90's one hit wonders. Hates lady gaga almost as much as the Pittsburgh Steelers and ice cubes in her Jameson. Loves coffee, George Harrison, and filling out her dating profiles in the third person. Dallas transplant by way of Seattle.
