Super apathetic, but not lazy. Would be awesome to meet someone who takes life with a cup of salt, has street smarts and knows how to get what he wants. Definitely can't stand uptight people.
I like to think of myself as an amorphous blob. I can be shaped and molded any which way, yet still be happy and content (to the extent amorphous blobs can be happy). I can party it up till 6am, spend my Friday nights cooking osso bucco with friends or just reading.