I believe in the restorative value of the nap. I've seen enough of the world to know I've seen almost nothing at all. I have a weakness for good scotch and designer Nikes. I'm liable to adopt a dog any day now. I have a sixth sense for sincerity. I think Tin Cup is one of the best films of our generation. I plan to take up kickboxing. I have yet to find a pistacchio that couldn't be opened. I have a peculiarly shaped head. I'm told I can dance, but I don't believe it. I have enough confidence to wear a fedora and enough self-awareness to take it off. I'll take one friend over ten acquaintances. I prefer my chicken fried to herb-roasted. If I could do it again, I'd learn the piano. I have a healthy admiration for Brian Williams. I can ski backwards. I don't read enough. I get way too competitive when I play ping pong. I make a delicious bloody mary. I'm a terrible gambler. I can't recall the last time my mom was wrong. I'm starting to appreciate good coffee. I think heaven is where Atlanta's spring meets Ann Arbor's fall. I'd give my left arm before my integrity. I once moved to South America for no apparent reason. I'm deeply invested in my friends. I look down on people who look down on country music. I am quietly ambitious. I hope to one day own a porch swing.