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37 year old man
Bethesda, Maryland, United States

Seeking:
women 28-36
Within:
20 Miles of Bethesda, Maryland, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I’d like to claim that I was an emotional prodigy, able to profess my love for a girl at the tender age of 7. However, it was actually my father who was my accidental Cyrano. For a short period, the time it would take to go through a Sam’s Club sized barrel of fortune cookies, my father included a couple of those cookies as dessert in our packed lunches. Being a creative, caring parent, he figured out that with a pair of tweezers he could covertly pull out the fortune, add his own note, and then stick it back in, leaving no identifying marks. Now, fortune cookies are a relatively exotic commodity at that age, so they had high value on the school lunch black market. Therefore, I traded it away. To a girl I probably even had a crush on. Anyway, a minute later, she returns it and taps me on the shoulder. My immediate response was "no trade backs". But evidently she had a different question. “Did you write this?” I had no clue what she was talking about. Then, she flips over the fortune to reveal the handwritten note. In big bold print: “I love you.” Once again, a parent’s sweet intentions only serve to embarrass the kid.

Anyway, that little story seemed to have stretched for more lines than I had intended. However, it gives you insight into my family, which is insight into me. However, let me provide some slightly more up-to-date information. Although, I do still like fortune cookies. Some of my current hobbies include good theater, outdoors activities (kayaking, skiing, hiking), running, travelling, and probably a little too much television (e.g. Netflix, hulu, etc). I enjoy my job – I get to solve interesting puzzle all day. I do put a lot of time/energy into succeeding at work, but more and more I realize that balance is important. My two favorite people in this world are my five year old nephew and 2 year old niece.

As my profile name warns, I am mildly sarcastic – in a (hopefully) witty, good-natured way. As some people seem offended by sarcasm, I though it important to offer fair warning.

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Running, Skiing
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Gemini
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

kayaking, skiing, theater, family, colbert report, art museum, comedy clubs, book signings, etc

Favorite hot spots:

9:30 club, sushiko, wooly mammoth, veritas, bethesda

Favorite things:

outdoors, kayaking, sushi, philosophy, sunshine, sitcoms, thunderstorms, seattle

Last read:

Thinking, fast and slow -- a book that distinguishes intuitive and deliberate thinking

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, Heavyset, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Blue
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Regularly
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference

NIH investigator -- finding causes of cancer

Income:
I'll tell you later
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Agnostic
No preference

raised Jewish, but in terms of faith, I'm more agnostic...or dare I even admit atheist

Languages:
English, Spanish
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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