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40 year old man
Broomfield, Colorado, United States

Seeking:
women 28-45
Within:
25 Miles of Broomfield, Colorado, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

This ‘on line’ thing is some funny sh! . But if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you? A comedian, I know. Point is, if I met you anyplace else, I’d introduce myself, and not tell you my life’s story, right? So “hi,” my name is Michael. There, the big secret is out!

I’ve been told I have a fantastic smile and great blue eyes (prove me wrong in person). I don’t like talking about how good or smart I am. That’s not me. I’m witty-funny, with a traditional old school approach, and I dress well (no shirtless pics here and I’ll never say “yolo”). Friends and family are important to me.

I like to shower. I’m honest. Sometimes too honest. Before people get to know ‘me,' I can come off a little intimidating, but I don’t mean anything by it. Friends appreciate this, because they know what I'm really thinking when I say it; and I appreciate the same in return. This is my way of saying: we don't need to play 'games!’ Exception: ‘Cards Against Humanity.’ Duh. I truly enjoy any social setting: I own a tuxedo and some ripped jeans/flip-flops-and there's been more than one occasion when I've needed both the same evening; so I'm well-rounded, socially adventuresome, and spontaneous. I don't mind if you’re a “planner,” so long as you plan on spontaneity. I am a Denver native, east coast educated, die hard Broncos fan/season ticket holder. I don’t paint my face orange. I enjoy typical guy stuff: golf, fishing, hunting-opera/performing arts-you know, guy stuff-and I don't mind shopping, either, as long as the store you drag me to has one of those man chairs by the dressing room (or a TV, like Nordstrom. Nordstrom rocks because of this). So how honest? Yes, I’ll tell you if your a** looks fat in those jeans; I like people watching; I’ve never had pink-eye; and I also like to use( )when I write.

Alcohol use? Is anyone really going to say they drink until they pass out nightly, and are on their 8th DUI? Seriously? I have my driver’s license and we won't need to take RTD. Uber all the way.

Professionally: I have one. Yippee me. You probably think that’s a good sign, right? I don’t. I’d rather be retired by now. Such a loser!

The fine print: I am looking for a women based upon personality, beauty, elegance, and intelligence. I don’t want just another pretty face, or a dumb dumb, so don’t waste my time. I'm looking for a smart and beautiful, outgoing and cool, laid-back and fun, goofy yet sophisticated, funny and secure woman. Insecurity drives me nuts and you’re missing all the fun people watching! Loyal and supportive are nice, too. Oh, and it's refreshing to meet a woman who doesn't take herself or worldly situations always so damn seriously. I’m looking for someone that has a steady head on her shoulders, but not a steady shot when she's mad. I’d like someone as beautiful on the inside, as she is when the lights are on! Please have a sense of humor, especially if catching me a little drunk, or out with the guys. You know it’s going to happen and you wouldn’t want it any other way. Oh yah, you can’t be in a cult or in prison. I know this is ‘on line’ but I gotta draw the line somewhere. Because we live in Colorado (second reference), you MUST bathe, and do so regularly...and I’m very happy to offer up my assistance. I'm amazed how many women say they enjoy camping. I do, but with ‘the guys.’ I have no problem if you’d rather go to the spa with your girlfriend. Things just smell better that way. Sorry, you cannot be a blood relative (note to self: always check this first, not last). Legal age requirements apply and discounts cannot be combined with any other offers.

No pressure/no expectations. Things happen naturally. So, if you are an exceptional women, I’d love to meet you in the flesh.

I cook. I coach youth football. I was on a Division 1 college track team. I’d say I’m fast, but that just kills this whole thing, doesn’t it? So do you think you can keep up?

Thanks for reading, and only you can save me from joining eHarmony!

Interests:
Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Football, Golf, Martial arts, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Pet Essay? I started to write about all my pet peeves before I re-read the question. Phew!!!

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Yes, I enjoy anything fun!

Favorite hot spots:

Anyplace above 80 degrees in February!

Favorite things:

This is a little open ended, no? One my favorite things is to go to the provinces of Russia and see the 18th century wood churches with the onion dome architecture. Does anyone even read this stuff?

Last read:

I read a crap load for my profession, so I don't read much otherwise. Does a magazine in the dentist's waiting room count?

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'1" (185cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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