Are you tired of reading profiles that say things like, "I like watching movies, going to nice restaurants, and having fun"? You've probably read hundreds of such profiles that really tell you nothing about the person. Instead, I will give you a glimpse into someone who isn’t just another generic person. My profile will entertain if nothing else.
I’ve flown a plane over a military airbase, repelled down a hotel in a foreign country, and been in rooms in the FBI HQ and the White House that civilians can’t get to. I’m not that Ian Flemming character, though we do share a similar charm and wit, and my name is James. As far as notable accomplishments, I’m a National Merit Scholar, studied three different martial arts, performed for dukes and duchesses overseas as well as at home plate in Camden Yards, and have recently begun learning to speak Russian and Japanese.
My approach to life is that it is meant to be enjoyed, so I’m almost always smiling. When you need someone to brighten up your day, I’m your man. Mentally, I think my best attributes are my intelligence, charm and wit. Physically, I think my best features are my smile, lean physique and… well, you’ll find out, and when you do, you’ll love it.
As for you my future wife; be in decent shape, be honest, up for travelling the world, and be willing to start a family with me. Bonus points if you’re the adventurous type and/or speak another language.
If you think that I sound appealing after reading this profile, wait until we meet – it gets even better!