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33 year old man
Hoboken, New Jersey, United States

Seeking:
women 25-30
Within:
30 Miles of Hoboken, New Jersey, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Ladies and gentlemen, well hopefully just ladies (I mean there was that one time in college, but I'm getting off track), for your reading pleasure I present my profile:

Disclaimer:
YES, I am actually 6'2". No generous rounding up from 5'9.00001", no platforms, no lifts, and no Sketchers Shape Ups. The 5'11" girls can dust off their heels, and the 6'1" girls can just stick with the flip flops (I mean come on; you're 6'1" you yeti).

Intro:
I'm not one of those "my friends talked me into this" guys, I've been to about 10 match weddings so far and I've met great people on match (amongst tons of emails from creepers). I think it's a much better option to actively search for the right person rather than sit around hoping to randomly run into them. And hopefully the bad dates will make great stories.

About me:
I'm a (relatively) young lawyer (sorry) living in Hoboken. I'm laid back and funny, although I definitely think I'm funnier than I really am. The best compliment I get is that I remind people of Phil from Modern Family or Jim from the Office. I'm very outgoing and easily mix with new groups.

My weekends usually involve heading into NYC in the winter (taking suggestions for new spots), Hoboken and the shore in the summer (got a Manasquan house last summer, Sea Girt for 2014, see you at Parker House), and I find myself doing less and less of the bar scene and much more weddings (record was 14 in 2012), concerts, dinners, and house parties with friends. I'm extremely healthy and active during the week, so I earn my martinis, sushi, and cheese fries on weekends. I'm the guy who is constantly trying to recruit friends to go do anything active, except running, running is gross. I'm part clown, constantly telling jokes and pulling pranks on my friends, family, and you. Many people question how I'm constantly in such a good mood. I have no problem embarrassing myself and can be very self deprecating. I'm a horrible dancer, but many times the first on the dance floor.

I spend my serious side arguing in court, lecturing, publishing, networking, and generally climbing the ladder. I find myself at black tie events more than I would like and know more about politics than your parents (although I'll always tell them they're right...).

A perfect night for me is an outdoor house party in the summer with all my friends (and you of course). I used to love my TiVo, then Netflix, now Groupon. I wish they would bring Arrested Development back to prime time. My family is really important to me, and my brother is one of my best friends. When I'm in court I really wish I was wearing flip flops. I consider myself extremely lucky in life. Somehow I'm very driven yet still a kid at heart. I have a baby niece and baby nephew who I am trying to spoil into oblivion.

Who I'm looking to meet:
I have two deal breakers: (1) you have to have a nice smile (Crest white strips people); and (2) you have to (really) laugh. There is nothing worse than people who say "that's funny" instead of laughing. I'm looking for an easy going girl and being assertive is attractive in a girl so if you think we would get along contact me (or just wink you lazy). My "type" is fit, dark hair, dark skin, but the hair and skin are highly negotiable (being fit isn't, sorry).

I tend to ignore contact from people who have nothing about themselves on their profile to suggest we'd actually get along. I don't need to read an epic novel like mine, but a peek at your personality is just as important as a peek at your pics. Or just be really really really ridiculously good looking...

Compatibility Test (If you think this joke is funny we definitely have the same sense of humor):
So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but one layer of clear saran wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well clearly I can see your nutz."

Interests:
Alumni connections, Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Football, Golf, Martial arts, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I have a chupacabra

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
University of Richmond, University of Richmond, VA
For fun:

My week revolves around work and exercise. I can get bored easily so the last few years I've boxed in NYC, ju jitsu team in the burbs, p90x, insanity, and currently swimming and Crossfit with the rest of the cult. And of course mad kegels.

Favorite hot spots:

NYC dive bars and some lounges, Hobo BYOBs, Pier A, Jersey City Biergarten, Jersey Shore, backyard BBQs, wherever the Spartan race is, Monticello Raceway, Poconos, Morristown, and of course Target.

Favorite things:

Self improvement, irreverent humor, heated seats, Halloween, Groupon, Baja Fresh, Pandora, sushi, tailored shirts and racing (I've driven/flown essentially everything they make). TV is Dexter, The League, Sunny, Sons, Newsroom, and Family Guy

Last read:

I don't read unless I'm getting paid.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'1" (185cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Legal
No preference

I'm a professional malpractice defense attorney at a large regional firm (lawyer who defends lawyers = express lane to hell). I work a lot, but I love what I do. I wish I could be a roastmaster or the person who reviews Match profiles and pictures

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Half Irish Half German... organized drunk

Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

Raised Catholic, but don't find religion relevant in my life

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Lawya

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