Good looking guy looking for a woman who is looking for an exciting relationship that may lead to something more. I would like to find someone who will pretend to be impressed with my self-inflated over exaggerated stories of greatness. I will try my best to be cool and appear to be more then what I really am for about 4 months. After that I will slowly ease you into who I really am. After smoothing over the lies I would expect some commitment in marriage and at least two kids.
After marriage I will want kids as soon as possible. Of course I will take no part in raising them and will provide my expert opinion on how the job is being done on a daily basis. I will also set up an office that I can resort to when the kids get out of hand in order to not interfere with the mother child bonding process. If you need a night out with your friends I be sure to call you every 10 minutes with crying children and complain that they are out of control and that I need you back right away. I will also expect the house to be clean while I am out boozing it up with my friends. I will complain about how my wife spends too much and has the nerve to get older as the years go by. I will also provide daily updates on your physical appearance in the form of "wow your ass is twice what it use to be" while I allow myself to grow a big sexy hair covered gut. At the end of each day I will need sex to help relax me from a stressful day of hearing the kids cry.
If this type of relationship interests you then I am *NOT* they guy for you. If you would like to develop a new friendship that could lead to more with a guy that is not your average Joe, I would love to hear from you.