I asked my friends to write this section for me and here was their input (and what I think they really meant):
"I'm hot b*tches, what more do you need to know?" (I like myself, just the way I am. I'm ok if you don't like me.)
"Must love dogs." (I love my dogs.)
"Allergic to bullshit. F**ktards need not apply." (I am allergic to BS. I do not suffer fools. I will tell you if I think you're out of line. To your face.)
**I’m only censoring the comments because I don’t think it will pass review if I don't. Otherwise I would let that F-bomb drop!
I’m actually a very nice and caring person, but I will tell you if you have something in your teeth or there’s toilet paper following your foot out of the bathroom. I don’t do it to be mean, it’s just better & faster if things aren’t awkward and embarrassing. I’m a c’mon-and-rip-that-bandaid-off-and-stop-acting-like-a-baby-it-happens-to-everyone kind of girl. Friends have called me intimidating, but I’m okay with that. I don’t want a guy who has thin skin or is scared of me. I need to be with someone who loves that I’m outrageous and fearless and sometimes just need to be by myself and NOT talk to anyone (and still be ok with that). Self-doubt is not an option for anyone who is interested in me.
I DO critique spelling (there, their, they're; to, too, two) and text-speak (it's for texting, NOT persuasive writing!). But I have been known to make up my own words. I'm a hypocrite like that.
I’ve been in a bad relationship before, been treated like crap, and have come out all the better for it. I try to find the positive in every situation and refuse to settle for anything less than I deserve, which is a g-damn lot! I LOVE to laugh and it is usually at myself. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you’re too uptight. I use words like "amazeballs" to describe myself. Yeah, I said amazeballs.
I’m a rebel, but I was in the Navy for 12 years – how did THAT happen?! The first thing I did when I got out was get my nose pierced. I have tattoos. I LOVE tattoos. I hate needles. Yes, it’s a problem for me. *blech!*
I am a hippie liberal socialist, but I don’t hate conservatives. Unless they try to convince me I’m wrong. I used to be religious. Until they told me I drink too much. And what to do with my uterus. And that it was wrong to like Harry Potter.
I’m very busy but have NO problem zoning out to the TV or a good book. I’ve spent that past two years finishing my 2nd Masters degree and will immediately pick back up with my triathlon training as soon as that is finished this summer.
I’ve lived in 3 different countries and have traveled to at least 14 (I've lost count). I LOVE to travel and want to continue that. I know how to ride a horse, have my motorcycle license, and have been scuba diving and skydiving. I’d rather regret doing something than regret not doing it! I have had so many amazing adventures because of that!
I’m a middle school math teacher and I have 70 amazing kids. I don’t think I’ll ever want kids at home too. I have a niece and a nephew and they are freaking adorbs, but I can’t hear the ticking. I’m not looking for marriage; I’m looking for someone who is looking for me. If I never find that person, that’s cool, I’ll just be that crazy old lady on Golden Girls who starts all her stories with “Picture it, Sicily, 1922…” When I told I friend that I wanted to be Sophia Petrillo when I “grow up” he said, “You already are.”
If you are looking for someone who is adventurous and fearless and self confident and self sufficient and cute and chubby (soon to be a little bit less chubby, but will always remain a smidge chubby no matter how much running/swimming/biking I do) and is amazeballs then I might be someone you should consider. If not, thanks for reading and I truly wish you luck!