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Active over 3 weeks ago

35 year old man
Nottingham, Maryland, United States

Seeking:
women 25-32
Within:
25 Miles of Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Ok I have realized that being the nice guy on this website gets you nowhere. So, I'm going to play the tough guy.

First off.. I drive a H3 and I jacked it up so when a critter runs in the middle of the road it knows I'm coming. As it turns it's head like that groundhog in the You Tube video it thinks ohhhhhh crapppp! before I end its life. I modified the engine to run a mixture of stem cells and puppy blood instead of gas. I find that the smell of the exhaust makes me want to flex my muscles. I don't get good gas mileage but who cares about the earth anyway. I enjoy sunsets but only because the sun looks closer to the Earth so I can dropkick it. The sun just angers me and I would give it the middle finger all day if I didn't have a job to go to. My wardrobe consists of only Ed Hardy shirts, pants, and shorts. On the DB level Ed Hardy makes me a solid 8 and I like that. A LOT!!!! In my spare time I like to pick up kittens by the scruff and repeatedly punch them in the face. But not the black ones because black cats will be bad luck for someone else. I believe in God. I also believe that one day I will defeat him in arm wrestling. Making me the new champion of what will soon be Keitheopia. Heaven just sounds to wussy of a place for me to go when I die. My profession is a professional bear wrestler. I just like to tell bears to "Shut up! You're not so tough!" Then I turn them into rugs which Is how I make money on the side.

OK.... Well if you are reading this line you probably have a sense of humor which is what I really like in a companion. I really don't do any of that. I just try to be funny and hopefully I made you smile. If you want to chat send me an e-mail.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Football, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I love my sports, so I really enjoy going to Camden Yards to watch my O's. M&t Bank Stadium is another favorite destination, but I also enjoy watching with my friends. Did someone say live music? I'm there.

Favorite hot spots:

Camden Yards, M&T Bank Stadium, The Gunpowder Lodge. Basically anywhere I can kick back and relax. OBX and OC. I went to Ireland so I'll throw that one in there as well. I enjoy just about anywhere downtown.

Favorite things:

I'm a drummer and I can play guitar so I enjoy a wide verity of music. I don't really have a favorite tv show, but I like the discovery channels. I watch a lot of sports but I will watch just about anything. Except Jersey Shore.

Last read:

I guess Reddit counts.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
4'8" (142cms) to 5'8" (172cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Yes, but trying to quit
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
No preference

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