Rev Up Your love Life With These Tips!

keith32803

Menstrual jokes aren't funny, period.

Close Window

keith32803 has been notified that you want to learn about him.

Check back after a few days & see if he has added more details to his profile.

CLOSE

Like
Tell him why you like this photo. close

SUBSCRIBE AND SEND loading

« »

Active within 24 hours

39 year old man
Orlando, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 27-40
Within:
50 Miles of Orlando, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Hello, my name is Keith. Thank you for visiting my profile!

I was born in England, near London. I moved to Orlando with my family when I was ten years old. I learned to suppress my accent when I was young because children in school were absolutely brutal, so it was just easier to assimilate in order to avoid the constant ridicule. I really wish I kept it now though. There's one Americanism that I refuse to adopt, however: Herb has an H in it and the H is pronounced! Make fun of me if you want but I'm saying it properly! Erbs... ppsshh!

On my first Independence Day in the U.S., my Dad in his infinite wisdom erected the British flag on our front lawn. Yeah, really effiin funny Pops! Our house got egged, someone put a turd in our mailbox, they tore the flag down, and my brother and I almost got our asses kicked. Needless to say, there was no flag on our second Independence Day. I proudly fly the U.S. flag now.

I really love living in Orlando. It always makes me appreciate how nice it is here whenever I travel, . There's so much to see and do and it drives me nuts when I hear someone say there's nothing to do in Orlando.

As far as sports teams go, I love the Bucs, the Magic, Gators, Knights and the Rays. My favorite sport is football and I've been a die-hard Bucs fan since I was ten. Some of my best memories are from going to the game and the pre and post-game tailgate parties. It's so much fun, especially when the good Bucs team shows up that day.

I love almost all beer, but Bud Light should not be classified as beer! I can deal with plain Bud, but Bud Light is absolutely horrible. One time the waiter got the beers mixed up (they were all drafts) and as soon as one Bud Light molecule made contact with my lip, I exclaimed “You gave me his Bud Light!” I can handle Miller Light and actually love Coors Light, but there’s just something about Bud Light. If I was stranded on a desert island and there was a case of the stuff, I'd pour out the foul liquid and make some sort of survival item with the cans that you've seen on one of those shows on the Discovery channel.

I think it's important to exercise regularly and eat well most of the time. I spend each and every morning in the gym and I love it. It's part of my daily routine. I eat very cleanly 99% of the time as well. I love feeling fit and energized. It's a great way to combat the stress of working and daily life.

Don't get me wrong, I have lots of flaws. I think the trick is to find someone where you both bolster each other's weaknesses, compliment each other's strengths and tolerate each other's idiosyncrasies. We all have them (leaving the toilet seat up and squeezing the toothpaste from the middle aren't two of mine, I promise). There's no such thing as a perfect person, but I have faith that there's someone out there that's perfect for me and I for her. It's just a matter of us finding each other.

ABOUT YOU

You're hilarious and we'll make each other laugh all the time. You speak fluent sarcasm and can dish it out as well as take it. You exercise and eat well most of the time but we'll have some awesome desserts every once in a while.

You are over the whole partying every night phase, but we'll go out and cut a rug when we get that 'I've just gotta dance' feeling.

You're ready and open to a real relationship if one blossoms and you're willing to make a real effort as I am. You're ok with starting out slowly. The best relationships have a firm foundation of friendship.

We've all been hurt in the past, but you can't just let life pass you by. You have to risk getting hurt again to find true love! The greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. Once we find the one person that we're really supposed to be with, it makes all the heartache in the past all worth it.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Dancing, Martial arts, Skiing, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

I do NOT hunt. I really wish they'd separate fishing and hunting into their own categories! I have a rescue dog named Oswald. I know it's a cliché, but he really is my best friend and I couldn't imagine life without him.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Gemini
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Texas Hold'em; Football (Go Bucs, Gators!) going to games or watching on TV; Fun in the sun; At one point I was an avid surfer. It's one of my favorite things to do. I haven't been in a while due to an injury but I'm ready to get back into it!

Favorite hot spots:

If you're with the right person, everywhere is a 'hot spot'. I live near Lake Ivanhoe and there's some nice places to eat and drink near me. As far as vacations go, I love to go on cruises. I usually go on at least one every year, two if I'm lucky

Favorite things:

Sleeping in on Sunday mornings; Football Season; Laughing and joking around with friends; Friday afternoons; Hot summer nights; Roller Coasters; Science (physics, quantum mechanics, astronomy cosmology etc); being in a monogamous relationship.

Last read:

Fifty Shades of Grey... Nah, just kidding! My last read was study material for work.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference

I'm a Systems Engineer for an Information and Technology company based in Downtown Orlando and I absolutely love it! Technology is constantly changing so it never gets boring and there's always something new to learn. I'm so thankful for my career!

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

I get along with all different types of people from all walks of life. I believe we're all created equal. I believe that LGBT people have the right to marry and should be treated the same as I am treated. There's only 1 race - the Human race!

Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
I'll tell you later
No preference

Close Window

Your message has been sent to keith32803

CLOSE

Close Window

We encountered a problem sending your message to keith32803. Please try again later.

CLOSE

Finish by entering your Match.com sign in details.

This lets you sign in faster next time.

Continue
Already a member? Sign in here »

Close Window

Your message has been sent to keith32803.

See More Like him:


view more »

CLOSE WINDOW