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35 year old man
Robbinsdale, Minnesota, United States

Seeking:
women 24-35
Within:
50 Miles of Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Native American, White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'8" (172cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that I want you to know that I know all the lyrics to “The Humpty Dance” by the Digital Underground. (And I didn’t realize that Shock G and Humpty were the same person until like three years ago. This was the most outdated pop culture reference ever. Sorry.)

I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Damn these profiles. Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:

-I can’t sing or dance but I can blow a mean double bubble.
-I can’t roll my tongue but can cross my eyes; I wish it were the other way around.
-I once fell down 2 flights of stairs trying to kill a bat with a tennis racket, in doing so I sprained both my ankles at once and limped around for weeks like I had a projectile shoved into a very uncomfortable spot.
-Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy.
-I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing.
-At one point in college I flooded our kitchen with suds by filling the dishwasher with hand soap, thinking there can’t be much difference between dishwasher soap and hand soap…I was wrong.
-I am a good DJ but I have NO other musical talent, and not even spinning. I can just change the iPod with a good music selection. So after further thought, I guess I don’t have any musical talent
-Parents and animals love me it’s their daughters/owners that are the issue
-I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture, bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the disco era …… but I can’t stop watching “The Jersey Shore”. (Kidding I don’t watch The Jersey Shore… no really.)
-Fox News is evil, come to think of it, all national media is evil
-Question: why do people write checks in the fast lane at the supermarket? I hate that.
-I hate the smell of carnival food
-I once shook Adrian Petersons hand, after he nearly broke it off I told him, “With a hand shake like that, you think you’d hold onto the ball better.” He didn’t find it very amusing.

Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her”. (Either one works for me.)

If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message. (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing.)

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Football, Running, Skiing, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs, Fish
Pet Essay:

Oscar is a Staffordshire Terrier I adopted 3 years ago. He's a handful at times, but he's a good boy. We are pretty good buddies... :)

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Cancer
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I enjoy watching sports, concerts, music festivals, snowboarding, scuba diving, mountain biking, camping or just simply being active outside. Because I'm still somewhat new to the area, I have fun exploring the Twin Cities as well!

Favorite hot spots:

I love small town bars and exploring the local culture wherever I'm at. Some of my favorite places are my profile name at the opposite of cold mail. Hopefully you can figure that out and get a hold of me...

Favorite things:

I'm originally from Wisconsin, so I'm a big Packer and Brewer fan, you know, the good guys! I went to my first Wild game this past winter and loved it, so I get down with MN sports as much as possible for a Wisconsin kid!

Last read:

The 4 hour body

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'8" (172cms)
4'10" (147cms) to 5'5" (165cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference

I'm a network engineer, so yeah I do geek out from time to time. I love my job and the people I work with, I really couldn't ask for anything more. I feel I'm very privileged to be where I'm at today!

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Native American, White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
No preference

I was raised Catholic but don't practice. I am an open-minded person who believes in the power of positive energy and mindset – you don’t get anywhere in life always being negative.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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