Yes, the headline is real and was done as a bet, but I like so it's staying.
Okay, I'm thinking it's about time to update this to a simple and direct approach.
About me, I have two kids who I absolutely adore and their needs come first. They do not currently live with me but I do see them often. So yes, they are a package deal.
I do not have a lot of hobbies but I like shooting and dirt biking, just to name a couple. I don't get out much as the club and bar scene does not really do it for me. I would rather spend a quiet night at home cuddled up with someone who I truly enjoy their company and being with. This is not to say that I wouldn't go out on the town here and there.
I have a good sense of humor, I can dish it out as well as take it. Nothing pleases me more than a good joke or a funny story. I am the youngest in my family so I had to be able to take jokes at my expense. I have a large family and extended family that get together regularly.
What am I looking for? I'm looking for a woman that is real. I don't care about age as it is just a number and not an indicator for a successful relationship. I would also like this woman to be able to make the time to get together, as I would do my best to return that. We all have lives and sometimes our schedules get hectic, especially those of us with children. If your schedule is too busy to get out and meet people or make time to see people, online dating sites are not going to improve that situation. You're still too busy... Yes, a little sarcasm there but it's the truth.
Physical attractiveness, not just intellectually is very important to me. I don't mean to sound shallow, I just know what I want and what conditions I have that need to be met.
No flakes please, I don't have the time or patience for them. If you have an extremely busy schedule and can't get away, go out etc., then you obviously have no time to date either and online dating is not going to fix that. And if you have commitment or other issues, save us both the time and keep moving. Thank you for reading.