New to Match, but definitely have an open mind. I have several friends that found their significant others online and they encouraged me to give it a try. It’s bit of a challenge to describe myself, but according to my four year old niece, I’m her favorite uncle…so I’ve got that going for me. If you love ice cream and tea parties, I’m your man.
I used to be a workaholic at the peril of my personal life. I probably still work too much, but have found a much better balance. You know when the UPS guy invites you to his wedding, it’s time to spend a little less time at the office. I’m definitely looking for something substantial and not just a fling. I’m not a health nut, but I do try to take care of myself. Ideally, you feel the same. I like spending time outdoors and going to the beach, but to be candid, I’m not a huge fan of camping. Until squirrels learn how to make mimosas and dig hot tubs, I’m gonna stick to the Hilton. If you have a good sense of humor and can appreciate sarcasm, we’ll have a lot of fun together. With that said…I’ll leave you with a joke I just heard.
A guy sitting on a plane is startled when the woman next to him sneezes and then starts to moan. A few minutes later she does it again, so the man asks her if she’s okay? The woman tells him she has a rare condition that causes her to have an orgasm every time she sneezes. The guy is surprised and asks her what kind of medicine she takes and the woman just smiles and says…’pepper.’
Don’t be shy, say hi...confidence is sexy :)