I was in the 2000 NBA Draft, but am awful at basketball. I went to law school, but am not a lawyer. And I play drums -- poorly -- in what might possibly be the worst 80's cover band ever assembled. Outside of that, I have a real job, live in a real house, have real friends, and even occasionally overuse the word real when describing myself to strangers.
I'd like to meet someone who is fun, open to possibilities of commitment, and not beholden to wild black bears.