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33 year old man
Las Vegas, Nevada, United States

Seeking:
women 26-35
Within:
50 Miles of Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
Native American, White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Hey, I'm Josh. I think the best way to describe myself is that I'm equal parts geek and Midwest country boy. I grew up in Ohio, but I've lived in Vegas for 8 years now and consider it my home. I'm a genuine, caring, laid-back, smart, and funny guy, and I'd like to meet someone who shares these traits. My sense of humor is pretty snarky and sarcastic, so if you can take a joke and can also throw one back in return, we'll probably get along well. I love football, and I'm a big live music fan. I've been to so many concerts that I've lost count... I know it's well over 100 at this point.

I'm kind of a homebody when left to my own devices, but I would definitely like to get out a little more, especially with the right person. My career as a high-school teacher keeps me busy, but it's also very fulfilling to me because I enjoy my subject (physics) and I love helping kids. I'm thankful for being raised in a very solid family environment, and I hope to have my own someday.

Overall, I'm just on this site looking for someone who is real, honest, and caring. If you are independent, intelligent, funny, and can carry on a good conversation (about almost anything), we would probably have a great time together without even trying.

If anything I've said above sounds good to you and you'd like to talk, don't be afraid to send me a wink or an email. You never know... this geek/country boy might be a surprisingly cool guy :-)

(End of main profile. Read on for further entertainment.)


My idea of a good date: (This wouldn't fit in DateSpark. You'll see why.)

I show up to pick you up around noon in a very unique-looking vehicle. "What kind of car is that?" you ask. "It's a 1981 DeLorean," I reply, "and it's been outfitted with a device called a Flux Capacitor that allows it to travel through time." You seem weirded out by my statement, but you're somewhat adventurous, so you get in anyway. I set the destination for 55 years ago: the summer of 1959. We drive onto US-95, and as soon as the car reaches exactly 88 mph, we disappear, leaving only flaming tire tracks behind us.

We reappear in 1959, and head to The Strip, which is in its "Rat Pack" glory days. We stop for lunch at the Tropicana. We spend the rest of the afternoon visiting the Stardust, Sahara, Sands and Riviera, all in original form. We seem really out of place and everyone stares at us, but we don't care because we're having a great time taking in the atmosphere of old Vegas. At the end of the afternoon, we go back to the DeLorean. "Are we going back to the present?" you ask. I smile as I reply, "No, we still need to have dinner first." I change the destination date, and at 88 mph, we're gone again.

We arrive in a clearing in the middle of complete wilderness. The time: 75 million years ago. I pull a picnic basket out of the car. We sit down and have a nice dinner. Nearby, some large herbivore dinosaurs graze peacefully, but they don't seem to be bothered by our presence. We are having a great after-dinner conversation, but then I notice it: a Velociraptor standing near the edge of the clearing, looking hungry. We make a break for the car, but the 'raptor is fast, and it's gaining on us. I throw a sandwich over its head, and it distracts it just long enough for us to make it to the DeLorean. I set the destination for the present day and floor it. Just as we hit 88 mph, we lean over the flux capacitor and kiss. It's the kind of kiss that makes a close brush with a carnivorous dinosaur entirely worthwhile. We arrive back in the present, say goodnight, and agree that our next date shouldn't involve man-eating reptiles.

THE END

(Yes, this is entirely original writing. And if you thought this story was serious, you might want to look at another guy.)

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Political interests, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Golf, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I'll tell you later
Pets:
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Aquarius
College:
Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN
For fun:

Watching football and college basketball, spending time with friends, going to concerts, playing disc golf, keeping up with news and current events

Favorite hot spots:

Hash House a Go Go, Lotus of Siam, TC's Rib Crib. Love all kinds of food. Will take a regular, local bar over a nightclub any day.

Favorite things:

Rock and country music. Aerosmith, New Found Glory, The Killers, The Highway on SiriusXM. Cleveland Browns and Purdue Football. Politics, computers, technology, gadgets, and cars.

Last read:

I love keeping up with tech, politics, sports and business news. Cnet, The Verge, Wired, HuffPost, Forbes, etc.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
4'10" (147cms) to 5'6" (167cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Education / Teacher / Professor
No preference

High school level, Physics and AP Physics

Income:
$35,001 to $50,000
$25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Native American, White / Caucasian
No preference

Half white and half Cherokee. Raised in white suburbia in Ohio.

Faith:
Agnostic
No preference

I'm not religious at all but I'm fine with dating somebody who has their own faith.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree

BS in Mechanical Engineering from Purdue. Teaching license and graduate work at the University of Toledo.

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