Forget about me for a second. Let's talk about you.
You appreciate a dry (and sometimes a bit warped) sense of humor with a healthy amount of sarcasm
You love animals and can get kind of geeky about the things you are passionate about.
You are intelligent and classy but are more comfortable in a dive bar or a sporting event than a swanky cocktail lounge full of martini glass-carrying snobs. You can discuss topics like current events, politics and the arts intelligently. But deep down you're a total goofball and you're not ashamed of that fact.
You're outspoken and not afraid to disagree with people. You know what you want and you tell them. (In a calm, composed manner, of course and without throwing kitchen accessories or other household objects at their head.)
You take care of yourself, but you know how to party when necessary. (It is necessary quite often.)
You love life. Even when things get bad, and you try to remember how great it is to be here, in this country, at this moment in time and you push through.
Me?
I know my flaws and can laugh at them.
I have a thing for kitsch, nostalgia and sparkling water.
I'm an above average singer and a below average dancer.
I'm extremely fitness oriented. Working out is a priority for me. Big plus if you're the same way.
The third Harry Potter book was the best one.
Why is there no Waffle House within 50 miles of DC? F' that noise!
Let's drive there together and then keep going until we run out of music.
