... you do not talk about Match.com.
Primates usually meet around the watering hole. They then proceed to couple up based on the beating of chests, presenting of hind parts, and flinging of poo. This is the 21st century human watering hole. These are our hind parts. This is our poo.
Beauty is skin deep. Please have depth. Be fun. Be interesting. Be intelligent. Those are the very best kinds of matches. Those are the people worth beating my chest over.
Cheers.
Jake
