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Handle:
foleymeister
Essay:
So I was looking at this thing today and I decided that it is almost impossible to describe who I am in a few paragraphs. However, I think it is probably worth my time to give it a shot as I am giving this site a chance. First off, let's start with what I am NOT like.... If you like the guys with fake tans and waxed eyebrows in the club, who wear Affliction shirts and lift them to show off their abs, while flexing their triceps and flipping the bird for every picture, waving around glow sticks and getting flat out obliterated, I probably hate you. If you think anyone on Jersey Shore is attractive.....I also probably hate you. If you watch the show....and PROMISE to NEVER expose me to this fact.......but watch it for entertainment value.....we might be able to work through it. So what am I like? Here is the point where I get to gloat about all of my accomplishments and tell you how great I am. Obviously, this is not an easy thing to do as I prefer to retain my modest demeanor. But, again, I signed up for this so here it goes. I am definitely not like everyone else and I pride myself on being that way. I was the person who would ignore what the "crowd" was doing and go my own way. I have plenty of friends and all of them are just as important to me as my family is.......as I consider a lot of my close friends as family anyway. For my job, I am a Foreman in the Construction Industry. I love my job and although I am busy, I can always make time for that special someone. I think that chivalry has been beaten with a large club with spikes dipped in frog poison.....but I still try to keep up chivalry on my end. Opening car doors, taking your jacket, the whole nine yards. I am the second in my family to receive a college degree. I have worked hard my whole life for everything and I am glad my parents raised me that way. What is wrong with me and why am I on this site? Have you been to the bars here in Indy and taken a look at the girls that have makeup caked on their face and get so hammered they puke? That's why. But really....the girls at bars haven't worked out. I feel this is a much more intelligent approach as I can be picky and get to know someone better.... I have also been told by all of my invisible friends that I am the coolest guy ever and I am totally normal.
Gender:
Male
City:
New Palestine
State:
Indiana