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33 year old man
Austin, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 18-39
Within:
50 Miles of Austin, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Heavyset
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Jewish
Smoke:
Cigar aficionado
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I enjoy dark humor, red meat, blue skies and green grass. I simultaneously believe that a. life is to be enjoyed and that there's no point in it unless I relax and b. life is there to be pounced upon and torn up into confetti sized shreds. Being lazy and ambitious at the same time causes a lot of inner conflicts.

I am something you've never met. Possibly, you won't ever want to meet another one of me again. It is more likely, however, that you just wouldn't be able to get enough. People, in general, upon meeting me, either roll their eyes or roll on the floor laughing. The terms "pleasantly psychotic" or "delightfully deranged" may or may not be appropriate descriptors for me.

I'm a sarcastic who is really an old softy at heart. I am liable to crack holocaust jokes in public because they're funny and I'm an Israeli Jew, so I'm allowed to. I dislike understanding and following accepted social decorum. But I will try, for you.

So, what can I do for you, is probably a more important question than who I am looking for: I can both show you a great time and give you an opportunity to just veg out; I can cook up a storm; and I give great backrubs! If my cat approves of me, I'm sure you will to.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games
Sports & exercise:
Cycling, Swimming, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

I have a cat; her name is Qassam. She is currently heating my right foot by using it as a pillow. She plays fetch. Honestly. Videos will be provided upon request.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Libra
College:
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
For fun:

Play guitar; watch TV; cuddle with a cat; read books; play video games; cook; long walks in the moonlight

Favorite hot spots:

Thailand/Cambodia/Laos, India, Eastern Europe, USA; I just enjoy traveling everywhere :). Next up - hopefully - South/Central Ameica!

Favorite things:

Seriously? "Business networking" can be a common activity I would enjoy sharing with my date? Is whoever made this list high? At any rate - I love cooking, playing music, reading! And I'm a pretty damned good cook, if I say so myself.

Last read:

The Economist, Snuff and Night Watch by Terry Pratchett (rereads), House of God by Samuel Shem, and more and more. I have stacks of books that are waiting to be read.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type:
Heavyset
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Brown
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Cigar aficionado
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Executive / Management
No preference

doing business-y things for a large corporation; consulting startups on Go To Market plans; toying with several startup ideas of my own.

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Well, being Israeli it is likely that I will be Jewish; I am half Iraqi and half Romanian, so that makes me 100% mutt.

Faith:
Jewish
No preference

I am mostly an atheist, but seeing as most Jewish holidays involve food, I still define myself as a Jew for the matzah balls.

Languages:
English, Hebrew, Other
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I have a bachelors in Computer Science and Cognitive Science (so I'm a nerd), and an MBA (so I'm a pretentious a-hole).

Take your pick on which of the two you prefer.

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