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38 year old man
Jacksonville, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 24-37
Within:
100 Miles of Jacksonville, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

McGirlfriend Job Application

Check all that apply:

[ ] - Don't have kids, don't want kids.
[ ] - If a woman does not offer to split a check on the first date, she is taking advantage of the man.
[ ] - I have a passport. I am eager to put (more) stamps in it.
[ ] - I don't get seasick easily.
[ ] - I can be normal (sane?) without prescription medication.
[ ] - I can stand on my own two feet, and choose a relationship voluntary because I want it, not need it.
[ ] - I do not eat all the M&Ms out of the trail mix, leaving nothing but raisins and peanuts.
[ ] - I have a job, and intend on keeping it, or bettering myself.
[ ] - I have a good sense of humor and appreciate sarcasm.
[ ] - I have no weird hangups about my body and I am comfortable in my own skin.
[ ] - I like outdoor activities.
[ ] - I am not afraid to get my hands dirty.
[ ] - I speak a second language and/or have spent time actually living in other cultures.
[ ] - I can survive without my iPhone.
[ ] - I can survive without Facebook.
[ ] - I can survive without Twitter.
[ ] - I like guys who aren't losers.
[ ] - I try to date guys who aren't losers.
[ ] - I actually dump guys who turn out to be losers.
[ ] - I have stopped falling for, and wasting my time with, losers.
[ ] - In fact, I am incapable of pitying them at all at this point.
[ ] - Alpha males are the best.
[ ] - Hairy chests and manly meat and chest thumping, grunting, eating with hands etc, the more the better.
[ ] - Real men don't wear skinny jeans or get manicures.
[ ] - I can cook something you killed and brought home.
[ ] - I can defend a wagon train from an entire tribe of bloodthirsty Indians with nothing more than a frying pan and my indelible frontier wits.
[ ] - I take care of my fitness and personal appearance.
[ ] - I take a bath or shower daily.
[ ] - I got purdy teeth.
[ ] - I am a hedonist and feel no guilt when getting drunk on Awesome.
[ ] - I don't smoke.
[ ] - Bacon is the most delicious thing ever.


Scoring:
0-75% F/D - Don't bother.
75-82% C - You may submit your application for consideration.
83-92% B - Awesome, let's talk.
93-100% A - Be still, my beating heart! You are hired.

Legal disclaimer: Successful score does not guarantee position as McGirlfriend (TM). McGirlfriend position does not entitle you to a salary or compensation, other than mad monkey love, nor does it imply that upgrades to McWife are available. Offer valid only in Florida and Georgia coastal areas where water, fishing, and killing and eating of tasty animals is permitted. Other terms and conditions may apply.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Dogs are awesome but at present I am traveling too much, so I don't have any.

Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I'm a total movie geek through and through.
I read somewhere that there is a hotel/spa in Germany, where you can take a bath in beer. I haven't been yet, but that sounds like fun, and will definitely be on my bucket list.

Favorite hot spots:

Buenos Aires, Santiago, Asuncion, Mendoza, Bariloche, Punta del Este, Key West, on a boat in the ocean far from land.

Favorite things:

I really dig Game of Thrones, but they keep killing off characters I like. I forgive them, as twisted as that may be...
Food. All kinds.
Zombies.
Cheesy 80s music.

Last read:

Captain Alatriste, by Arturo Perez Reverte.
The Innocents Abroad, by Mark Twain.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, Full-figured
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Bald
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

Art and publishing.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
No
Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Mutt

Faith:
Atheist
No preference
Languages:
English, French, Spanish
English, Spanish
Education:
Some college
No preference

Dropout millionaire

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