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38 year old man
Jacksonville, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 24-37
Within:
100 Miles of Jacksonville, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I could go on and on about the same old cheesy crap you read in all the other stereotype lonely man profiles, but I won't. Because it's lame, and our time is valuable.

I'm abrasively sarcastic but honest. Because lying wastes time, and our time is valuable.

I am a self-made, successful guy with no debts whatsoever. No I do not live in Mom's basement; I have my own places, I run my own businesses, and I set my own hours. Yes, all plural. I can write a proper sentence. I can form cohesive thoughts. I can plan more than 10 minutes into the future. I started with nothing and made a great present and future for myself. I treat people with respect unless and until they make it clear they do not deserve it (ie I am not a jerk). This probably beats 99% of the guys out there already. So please keep reading :)

I especially like sailing and boating. If there is sun and sea, it's all good. Though I suck at surfing.

I've lived in a few different countries, and traveled to even more. I love culture shock, tasting new cuisines, and adding what I find to my gourmet cooking addiction. I never thought I was a wine snob until I started looking at what my friends had in their cupboard and started asking, "My God, what are you drinking?"

I, I, I. Yeah, whatever. How else can you advertise yourself? Ego!

I'm a complete hedonist. I am one of those "bathtub genius" people who bubble away in the jacuzzi and come up with plans to take over the world. I am a creative geek. I build and tinker and create and invest. As much as it clashes with everything previously stated, I am also a bit of a redneck.

And, to keep with the theme of saving you valuable time, here is a handy checklist of mandatory items you can use to disqualify yourself! What a deal! :)
* You have a passport. Hopefully with stamps in it. The more ratty and abused, the better.
* You don't get seasick easily.
* You can be normal (sane?) without prescription medication.
* You can stand on your own two feet, and choose a relationship voluntary because you want it, not need it.
* You do not eat all the M&Ms out of the trail mix, leaving nothing but raisins and peanuts.

Although you are a completely unashamed hedonist like myself, you are also content with the basics in life. You have no problem with traditional men doing manly things like building and destroying and creating and playing in the dirt, dragging dead things home to cook and eat, and you can respect man's need to savor his one sacred ice-cold beer in silence after a hard day of holding up the weight of the Earth on his shoulders. You place high value on truth, honesty, integrity, you make an effort to conduct life without drama, and you are capable of surviving through an entire dinner without once having to plug yourself into your iPhone. You are comfortable in your own skin and have no weird hangups about your body. Bonus points if you are a low-maintenance redneck like myself (ie you are comfortable in jeans-and-t-shirt daily situations). You don't need to be Fortune 500 but you do need to be more than an expensive decoration.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Dogs are awesome but at present I am traveling too much, so I don't have any.

Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I'm a total movie geek through and through.
I read somewhere that there is a hotel/spa in Germany, where you can take a bath in beer. I haven't been yet, but that sounds like fun, and will definitely be on my bucket list.

Favorite hot spots:

Buenos Aires, Santiago, Asuncion, Mendoza, Bariloche, Punta del Este, Key West, on a boat in the ocean far from land.

Favorite things:

I really dig Game of Thrones, but they keep killing off characters I like. I forgive them, as twisted as that may be...
Food. All kinds.
Zombies.
Cheesy 80s music.

Last read:

Captain Alatriste, by Arturo Perez Reverte.
The Innocents Abroad, by Mark Twain.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, Full-figured
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Bald
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

Art and publishing

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
No
Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Mutt

Faith:
Atheist
No preference
Languages:
English, French, Spanish
English, Spanish
Education:
Some college
No preference

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