I am looking for a partner in crime, or at least someone to provide an alibi.....
-I love food but I can't cook! I've been trying to master the electric grill for the last 6 months but have only gotten good at making burned steak taste better with various sauces
-I hate running but I really like races, something about the excitement and snacks at the finish line
-Sometimes I play golf with my dad but I have never properly finished a full 18 holes, those beer cart girls are just too good at their jobs
-I schedule my trips to the gym around what shows I can watch, usually Criminal Minds or Real Housewives of someplace
-My sister and I often speak only in movie or TV show quotes, she’s the Gob to my Michael
-Most of this profile was made while drinking wine and watching American Ninja Warrior
-If I could I would have afternoon tea with my mom every day, scones and clotted cream are pretty money
-My childhood was equal parts ussr, ohio and nj (north!)
-My proudest accomplishment thus far is filling every page of my old passport
-I am a morning person, no matter how late I go to bed, I'm usually up by 8
-I can watch the history channel or any of its spinoffs for hours, days, weeks at a time
-when all else fails, WWRLD?
